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    The Way Back to You by

    Fandoms: Love Island (UK TV)  

    12 Jul 2026

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    Lorenzo Alessi had spent twenty-eight years mistaking attraction for love.

    It wasn’t until he watched Jasmine Müller walk away from the man who had broken her heart—head held high, refusing to let anyone witness her pain—that he finally understood the difference.

    Unfortunately, some realizations come after Casa Amour.

    And earning the heart of a princess is a lot harder than losing it.

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    08 Jul 2026

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    But Only if You Dare by

    Fandoms: A Court of Thorns and Roses Series - Sarah J. Maas  

    26 Sep 2022

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    It all started innocently enough. A silly game, a drunken dare.

    Except now Elain can't sleep.

    And it's all because of him.

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    15 Feb 2026

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    Such Fragile Lives by

    Fandoms: Mean Girls (2004), Diary of a Wimpy Kid Series - Jeff Kinney  

    08 Jul 2026

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    “I need a good orgasm,” She said without preamble, as simple a statement as the sky was blue and her parents needed to get a fucking divorce.

    Rodrick's expression was dismayed. “You’ve been in a shit mood all fucking night. So you’re telling me that if I get you off, you’ll be less of a blowhard?”

    “I have a boyfriend, you know.”

    Rodrick’s eyes flickered up. He laughed; a low and hollow sound, “Oh. I know.”

    “And you’re just like…okay with that?” She demanded.

    “Look, George, if he were here, I’d lock you two in a closet until whatever this—” he made an ungeneral hand motion toward her, “Is resolved. But he’s not. So call it a public service, lest you decide in your state to go eat some peasants and knock down a few buildings.”

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    Regina George has reinvented herself a thousand times over. Her most notable hits have been:
    A Queen Bee Bitch
    An angry, semi-mentally healed Lacrosse star
    A nobody college student; and
    A goddamn mature adult

    And Rodrick Heffley has been around for all of them.

    Updates on Wednesdays

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    17 Nov 2025

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    Are You There Tony Hawk? It's Me, Rodrick by

    Fandoms: Mean Girls (2004), Diary of a Wimpy Kid (Movies 2010-2017)  

    29 Oct 2025

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    Regina George walks in like sin in heels, and Rodrick immediately starts believing in God.

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    17 Nov 2025

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    and twist by

    Fandoms: Mean Girls (2004), Diary of a Wimpy Kid (Movies 2010-2017)  

    25 Oct 2025

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    "It's not safe for girls to get in the car with strangers, especially this late at night. I've seen Dateline," Regina says, batting her lashes. She can feel her mascara starting to clump and fights the urge to scratch her entire face off. "How do I know you're not going to take me to your creepy torture basement and chain me up?"

    (halloween night: regina george needs a ride home, rodrick heffley rolls "most okay joint ever". among other things.)

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    17 Nov 2025