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    “Are you some kind of loser ninja?” Naruto asked. “You’re crying.”

    Minato laughed. He was crying. How embarrassing. This was a really bad first impression.

    OR: Minato time travels. Naruto is six. Minato has a series of "Realistically, who is going to stop me?" moments. You know how it is.

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    17 Jul 2026

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    Melara Hetherspoon, or well, Melara Lannister, is Mad. But well, you would be too if you had the power of time-loops and memories of another life kicking it in your head.

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    "It's like in those films: if you step on a butterfly, you change the future of the human race."
    "Then, don't step on any butterflies. What have butterflies ever done to you?"
    Doctor Who

    Shen Jiu lives a peaceful life on his mountain with his disciples and his fascinating research. Then a good-looking stranger barges in and everything takes a turn.

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    How the timeline can change because of one person doing one tiny thing differently.

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    20 Jun 2026

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    “My boyfriend thinks I’m an idiot,” Ilya says. "Well, not really but a bit, maybe.”

    “Your boyfriend?” Sandra, the queer studies professor sits down, hard.

    “Yes, he thinks it is not smart to say faggot in the locker room when you are locked in the closet and Russia has the keys.”

    Ilya had been talking about himself when he’d said it. Making a joke. Sailing a little close to the wind, sick of listening to the background hum of homophobic bullshit. But someone had been filming. The video went viral. The Raiders panicked under the terrible PR. Now he was here.

    Sent to Queer Studies 101 to appease twitter. Because he’d been cancelled. For being a homophobe. If was fucking ridiculous.

    He turns to the professor. “So, can you help me take on Putin and NHL at same time or I need more advanced class for this?”

    Plus Chapter 2 – Social media chapter. Once they've been outed, Ilya gets to demand an apology from twitter.

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    20 Jun 2026

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    shane hollander is drafted to the boston raiders in 2010, one year after ilya rozanov. it changes a lot.

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    07 Jun 2026