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Gods in Sheep's Clothing by LeafsongOnline, thecatsoutofthebag
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
09 Jun 2026
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Scaramouche looks behind him to see Childe pouting.
“What are you, a child? Stop pouting like someone kicked your dog.” Scaramouche drawls.
Childe grins his insufferable grin at him. “No, I’m not a child. But I am ‘The Childe.'”
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OR The Fatui form a band due to a dodgy newspaper advertisement posted by none other than the Tsaritsa herself.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 2,128
- Chapters:
- 1/?
- Kudos:
- 2
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- 55
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Paimon gawked as Lumine suddenly summoned a multitude of spherical blue-pink objects from thin air.
“Traveler, what in Teyvat are thos- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?”
Lumine had stood up and started throwing the spheres at Venti. After Paimon counted 10 making contact, a purple meteor crashed through the window.
Lumine sighed. “Another Xiangling constellation. Too bad it wasn’t Fischl.”
Paimon screamed.
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OR Lumine has the powers of gambling, and Paimon regrets her decisions. -
Love and Despair Taste Like Cocaine by LeafsongOnline, whodoneit (thecatsoutofthebag)
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game), Eleceed (Webcomic), 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game), Warriors - Erin Hunter, 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs, 斉木楠雄のΨ難 | Saiki Kusuo no Sai-nan | The Disastrous Life of Saiki K.
15 Feb 2026
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Gallagher: I heard him sigh audibly from the other side of the room
Stelle: YOU GUYS SHARE A ROOM?
Leafsong: and they were roommates 😏
Caelus: and they were roommates 😏
Gallagher: Oh what am I doing with my life
OR every Fandom imaginable smashed together into a chaotic groupchat!
It gets better in the later chapters!