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All of Apo’s thoughts screeched to a halt. What? She looked up from where she’d been staring holes in the ground to see Scott fiddling with one of his cuffs, looking to all the world like he couldn’t care less.
“What? But I thought the whole point of this was-”
Apo was cut off by a wrist in her mouth, the taste of iron on their tongue and a grip which may as well have been made from it on her shoulder.
Looking up at Scott with fury as she struggled to be free of his hold, the man gave as close to a smile as he ever got (none of his expressions reached his eyes. Apo wondered if she should have aimed for them since he never uses them) and spoke; “I can think of a much better use for you, miss military. Drink.”
Or: What if Apo was thralled instead of being turned, and Pyro got a look at some of Cleo's memories when he turned them?
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Sitting in a chest within Pearl's tower is a golden apple. She could be free of all the pain of being soulbound to someone who didn't want her, but. Who knows what the consequences might be?
It grows more tempting over time.
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Pearl does not die instantly.
Oh sure, the lightning strike confirmed she’s past the point of no return, but the arrowhead currently embedded in her shoulder is blocking enough of the bloodflow for her to have a few minutes.
She thinks.
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Even the sun has to fade eventually. Shelby’s lucky enough to do so on her own terms.
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My god, these bitches gay! good for them, good for them by teslapenguini
Fandoms: Empires SMP, Hermitcraft SMP
08 Feb 2024
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S2 highschool au chatfic centered around gem and the falses because we need more fics about them with some secondary fairytale trio and seablings, enjoy
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The Pursuit of Immortality by WindTossedCourage
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
23 Dec 2019
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The human mind is fallible, so we must take every measure to ensure that those most precious to us are not forgotten.
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Ferdinand forces Edelgard to take the afternoon off, and she finds some company in a hidden courtyard.Bookmarked by teslapenguini
10 Aug 2026
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The Roots of Friendship by Lavender_Earl_Grey
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
08 Jun 2026
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A set of supports for Bernadetta and Dedue, where they grow carnivorous plants, talk about the past and future, and eventually accept that they are allowed to have friends.
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06 Aug 2026
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Claude and Hilda’s Amazing, Well Timed Hook-Up Heist by roraruu
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
26 Jun 2025
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Hilda can only watch Claude mope for so long around the course before she takes him out for ice cream, which devolves into a full-blown gossip session. Over sundaes and milkshakes outside the kitschy ice cream shop attached to the golf course that they both work at, Claude tells Hilda about his now ex-girlfriend, Edelgard—a promising pre-law student who dumped his butt after six months of dating—and relocated to Garreg Mach University before the semester even started.
She sucks on the straw of her strawberry milkshake as Claude coyly recounts the very painful way that Edelgard broke up with him—her charming and cutting reason still fresh in his mind, “really Claude, if I want to make partner by 32, I have to stop playing around and focus on my career moves…”
Hilda’s lips, swollen from sucking on the straw, part and she says, ”Well, if you’re looking for some fun, I’d be more than happy to oblige.”
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Hilda and Claude just want to hook-up, but they’ve got one big problem standing in their way: Holst Goneril.
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06 Aug 2026
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Sparks Fly by legendofthesevenstars for TheBrcklayer
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
20 Jul 2026
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Bernadetta struggles to hit a bullseye in training. Petra helps out.
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06 Aug 2026
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Lavender Mint by fayesdiary
Fandoms: Fire Emblem Series, Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
12 May 2026
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Bernadetta felt like she was going to die.
As accustomed as she was with the loss of control over her body, the nausea threatening to let go of what she managed to eat stashed away in her room, now it was worse than usual,with her head spinning to the point she had to sit down in the grass to not fall down, her body overly tense and stuck while the smallest of noises reverberates in her head like the chimes of the monastery - oh goddess, she can’t breathe, she can barely notice the shade of green and white heading her way, saying something to her but her thoughts are so loud she can’t make up what they’re saying until the green and white shape is in front of her… and in a moment of clarity Bernie realizes the Archbishop herself saw her in such a pathetic state.
…on second thought, maybe death was better than this.
(Or: Rhea finds Bernadetta in the middle of a panic attack.)
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Bookmarked by teslapenguini
06 Aug 2026