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[F4F] JOI for a Good Girl by jarofbeees
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
26 May 2026
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"Harrowhark, dear, we have got to get you laid."
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After the worst breakup, Harrow is in desperate need of an outlet. Her annoying friend Dulcinea insists on trying an upscale escort service to work out the worst of her frustrations. She fails to mention that she's been hopelessly addicted to an anonymous woman with a voice like honey, who gives the best explicit ASMR.
And then there's the security guard with the ridiculous hair.
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28 May 2026
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Just Like Honey by planet_nasty_1
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
26 Nov 2025
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Gideon Nav has finally made it out. She's a regular, well-adjusted adult, she's got cool friends, a job she likes.
Sure would be a pity if someone from her past showed up...“Palamedes knows that filmmaker, H.K. Nav, apparently they are in a crossword Discord together,” Camilla said.
This fact deeply endeared Palamedes to Gideon, but she could not quite process it.
“Wait, the filmmaker has the same last name as me? Huh.”
“Yes, I wondered about that as well. Maybe she is some distant relative.”
Gideon doubted it. She was pretty sure that Priamhark had invented her surname whole cloth.
“Maybe we are destined to be wed—she already has my name, right?” Gideon said, waggling her eyebrows at Camilla, who sighed.Bookmarked by shortNsharp
11 May 2026
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Love em til they can't recall who they are again by CodeGay
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
21 Jan 2026
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“Do you have a fetish for making my dick go back inside my body?”
Harrow snorted. “Look at you.” She pointedly looked Kiriona over. “Those big, strong arms.” Kiriona swallowed. Harrow’s eyes languidly found her face as she crooned, “All that big talk.”
Kiriona’s jaw flickered. She squinted, nodded to Harrow. “Take your dress off,” she suggested.
Harrow slow-blinked at her, another dare.
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11 Apr 2026
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If you're doing it right you'll break their ribs by almostnectarine for Trialia
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Trilogy | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
17 Dec 2020
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"How do you know Nonagesimus has gone somewhere dangerous?" asked Isaac. "Have you wired some kind of alert system?"
"It's, uh. It's on the schedule," said Gideon. "I just... forgot. Because of the bread."
Nobody was convinced by this, least of all Gideon.
"It's a Ninth House thing," Gideon went on, backing away with increasing desperation. This was a slightly more plausible explanation, if only because nobody wanted to look too closely at what fell under the awful skeletal-ribbed and rotting umbrella of Ninth House things. "Gotta go—!" And she was out the door, gone.
But it wasn't a Ninth House thing, except inasmuch as it was happening to the only two representatives of the noble and decrepit Ninth House on this quite literally godforsaken rock. Gideon knew Harrow had gone somewhere dangerous—knew that Harrow was back in the lab where they had only just completed a horrible trial—because she could see it, clear as day: an awful overlay on her vision of that terrible dangerous room and a pair of terrible dangerous hands drawing some kind of ward next to the plinth.
The hands were definitely Harrow's.
This was definitely a problem.
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15 Feb 2026
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a couple lucky bounces by rodentsized
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
17 May 2026
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Gideon Nav is the defensewoman New York needed, although she prefers defensebutch, thanks. Six feet of absolute dynamite on the ice, with a weapons-grade slapper and smothering shutdown play. And she's finally free, a year ahead of you-know-who in the draft. Her sophomore season is everything she could have asked for.
Then they play the new expansion team in Denver, and who else but four-foot-nothing Harrowhark Nonagesimus lays the highlight reel hit of the year on her at the blue line.
Gideon wants payback, and soon.
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03 Feb 2026