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  1. Public Bookmark 72

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    If Phil could take a picture right now to keep forever, he would: Dan, hair gone curly from the humidity, a smile that reaches his eyes, marker on his face and campy gold jacket and all.

    “I said, do you want to go back to the hotel now?”
     

    or; moments on tour.

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    24 Jun 2026

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    “The water is not talking to you, Obi-Wan,” Feemor says without chastisement in his tone. “That’s the force you’re feeling, from the trees maybe.” The clippers turn back on. “Or a fish.”
    “Bones,” Obi-Wan says.
    The clippers turn off again.
    “Bones,” Obi-Wan repeats. “I want to be bones.”
    “You’re already bones. Where’d you get that idea?”
    Qui-Gon steps quietly closer to the door.
    “You’re scaring me, O’Ben,” Feemor says softly.

    (Obi-Wan suffers from a genetic and force-based condition that makes him want to drown himself in a bog. And sometimes that bog is the shape of a sink.)

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    29 May 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 48

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    Dan had always hunched and folded inwards, masking his height because he never felt six foot three. He only occupied about four inches somewhere in his small intestine, and all the other flesh and bone felt superfluous. His therapist recommended exercise, his doctor prescribed physiotherapy, and in the process, he found himself. And, to his eternal delight, discovered he could pick up Phil, and even squat with him.

    Based on the latest phodcast episode in which Dan dropped the sickest bespoke fic prompt: "sometimes I do Phil squats and he hates it."

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    14 Apr 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 36

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    The camera always wants to pour more light onto him, leave Dan in a dark little shadow, basking in Phil’s rays blah blah blah but also, like, it sucks for the purposes of making a decent fucking video.

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    07 Apr 2026

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    Shane heads straight to his stall, starts tugging his jersey over his head, and without any preamble, turns to Ostrovsky and says, “Rook, what was the one thing I told you not to do tonight?”

    Guiltily, Ostrovsky lisps, “Get into shit with Rozanov and Marleau.”

    Shane sighs, all put-upon weariness. “And what was the literal first thing you did?”

    Or: Five fights Shane Hollander (tries to) stop on the ice, and the one that he starts.

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    30 Mar 2026