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Martin can't stop thinking about putting Jon in a collar. Neither can Jon.
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03 Jul 2026
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Martin was dreaming. That was the only possible explanation. He was having a weird, weird dream. He’d be embarrassed in the morning, and have to drag his sheets down to the laundromat so they wouldn’t be gross when he got home at night. Jon never noticed when Martin looked at his nose instead of his eyes anyway. As soon as he woke up everything would be fine. Just another completely normal day in the Archives with his unfairly hot boss.
Jon hummed into Martin’s neck, rubbing his cheek into his shoulder. The small bell on Jon’s collar jingled, and he settled into Martin’s lap like he was going to nap right there.
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03 Jul 2026
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'Lady, shall I lie in your lap?'
'No, my lord.'
'I meant my head upon your lap.'
Jon and Tim have very established flirting rituals from back in research that sometimes happen to include Shakespeare. No one is expecting Martin to jump in. The results are... interesting...
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14 Jun 2026
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“Do you know much about cataloguing?” Jon asks, a little out of breath from the stairs.
Martin, mid-trolley, rolls his eyes. The gesture he makes at the shelves around him is only emphasised by the book he’s holding.
“What exactly do you think I do here, other than sit around and wait for angry patrons to yell at me?”
“Think of what you’re going to yell back?” Jon says, and Martin’s mouth twitches into a smile.
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Asking the very important question: what if Jon and Martin had a gentle archives/library romance, and kept running into tropes? What if there was mutual pining involved? Only one bed? Fake dating? Hurt/comfort? Or perhaps, a soft and happy ending?
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29 Apr 2026
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If you’d asked Tim this morning whether he thought there was the slightest chance of his work day ending with his boss – and, to be fair, also his friend and also a crush he’d long since given up hope of anything ever happening with – seated in his lap, grinding down on his thigh, he’d have laughed in your face. But here he was.
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Tim decides Jon needs a distraction from work.
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18 Apr 2026