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  1. Public Bookmark 13

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    "Oh no, we're stuck in hyperspace for hours with nothing to do, let's have sex." It's the oldest trope around, played out in every galaxy... but Luke is a fan of the classics.

     

    Space lesbians porn inspired by the Luke Skywalker faceapp edits.

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    13 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 53

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    Luke, of course, knows about Bare Witnesses. Even living in the middle of the Tatooine desert, he had occasion to meet one--or a fake one, at least, a gypsy wandering the wastes peddling fate-readings and thread-tracing services.

    He’d never stripped down for her; Uncle Owen had warned him against it, the first time they'd seen her lonely bantha over the crest of a dune. “Real Bare Witnesses,” his uncle said, “don’t sell their services. And they sure as hell don’t sell ’em to folks like us. Give her a silver piece and she’ll follow your thread to someone who paid her twice that to rope in a virgin.”

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    13 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 10

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    Luke goes and gets religion from a sarcastic old witch in a secondhand bathrobe, and Han’s never met a problem he couldn’t punch.

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    12 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 88

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    “You know, for someone who’s never bothered to try the Force, you sure have your mind made up about it.”

    “Gut instinct, kid,” Han says. There’s something in his expression that wasn’t there before, something that’s crawled in and settled around his eyes. It’s discomfiting, but not quite a threat—at least, Luke doesn’t think so. He meets the strange look head-on. “My line of work, you get a pretty good feel for the things that are gonna end up killing you.”

     

    Or: 30k of painstakingly cashing in on every gay moment present in a campy space opera that’s over 40 years old. Kill me.

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    08 Jun 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 74

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    After the battle of Yavin, when it feels like the war is on pause, Luke rides the high of winning and surviving and that translates to dragging Han off to make out in dark corners. And stuff.

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    07 Jun 2026