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What if Ilya Rozanov and Shane Hollander had the perfect beard?
Lily-Jane Smith is just a normal girl living her quiet hermit life in a secluded corner of Montreal, running from a past she doesn’t talk about and minding her own business. She livestreams. She freelances. She avoids people.
Then she befriends her landlord.
Unfortunately, her landlord is Shane Hollander — NHL golden boy, walking media frenzy, and deeply closeted disaster.
Now her peaceful routine includes sold-out arenas, terrible stadium poutine, icing bruises after intense games, and pretending to be the loving girlfriend of two hockey superstars while secretly covering for their very intense, very secret relationship with their biggest rival.
Yes. That rivalry.
It’s fine. She’s fine. They’re fine.
It’s just a tiny lavender marriage situation.
Minor complication: she may or may not have developed a massive crush on her best friend/fake boyfriend’s boyfriend’s teammate — who, for obvious reasons, thinks she’s dating said best friend’s boyfriend.
Totally normal. Not messy at all.
What could possibly go wrong?Bookmarked by musicalninja123
22 Mar 2026