liturgical_disaster

A tarot card with an energon-pink background titled "The Emperor," featuring an IDW style Starscream wearing a purple cape and holding a sword



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  1. Public Bookmark 42

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    Megatron seems to be rather relaxed, opting for a less balanced stance. Of course, he is also turning his back on his oldest enemy. Well, his ex-enemy, if labels were to be technical and accurate. Megatron turns around, the shower coolant already switched to a warmer lubricant mixture, kicking up steam as it patters against the shower floor. Optimus catches his glowing red optics. He remembers that often in the chaos of abstract art, there was a focal point for the mind to rest. He holds onto red amidst the greys, silvers, muted dust brown and metal filings.
    Megatron: Optimus’ unintentional, haphazard artwork – clobbered together from punched metal, hurt ego and Optimus’ own hopes and dreams. A breath catches in Optimus’ throat.
    ‘Let me help you.’
    Megatron cocks a brow. A slight crease in his optic — did humans call that crow’s feet? — and a wry smile breaks through the storm clouding his face.
    ‘You are more than welcome to.’

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    Megatron and Optimus shower together

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    01 Jul 2026

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    What was supposed to be a simple move across Cybertron becomes much more to Optimus when their caravan is attacked, his Bonded killed, and him and his son kidnapped by one of the barbaric nomads responsible for the assault.

    Thus started the tale of how a young mech of the Primes lineage became the mate of a nomad of the Wastelands, for the better and for the worse.

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    26 Jun 2026

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    “I won’t have that thing accompanying me. It’s bad enough you hired a grounder, but a gladiator? That thug will never keep his hands off me.”

    “Retired gladiator,” said the Winglord. “Trust that he’ll be more professional than that.”

    “And when he’s not?” asked Starscream. “What’s your contingency plan? To throw him in the smelter after he’s had his way with me?”

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    A MegaStar Royal Bodyguard AU

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    24 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 8

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    "We need to move the product from the west side to the east," Astrotrain rumbled, examining his document. "Without alerting the Enforcers."

    “And what are we going to do about Counterpunch?” Blitzwing asked. "Without Megatron--"

    Rung took another drag before he blew a thin stream of smoke into the air in contemplation.

    "Here's what we're going to do."

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    22 Jun 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 60

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    Optimus is feeling a bit tense on 'forced' berthrest now that he's pregnant with their little triplets. An AllSpark shard appearing gives him the chance to stretch his struts, so to speak, feel the pavement on his tires and the sun on his windshield.

    Megatron gets bored and has a little fun with his Prime.

    (An AU where the Decepticons and Autobots on Earth come to a peace treaty and pair up, living in the Detroit base and living life.)

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    22 Jun 2026