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“I did move on,” she said, hardly confident. Her lip twitched like she didn’t even believe herself. He smiled cruelly down at her.
“But you didn’t. Couldn’t. And won’t,” he breathed, nostrils flaring as the thought of her even thinking about moving on filled his brain. Red and white spotted his vision. He felt dizzy. “There’s no moving on from me, Granger.”
A slow, dangerous smile spread over her lips. She looked psychotic before sweetly glancing down at his lips. When her head lifted back, her eyes remained on his mouth.
“Watch me,” she whispered, then pulled away, leaving the air cold and biting.
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08 Aug 2026
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When Hermione finds out Narcissa has only ever been with one person, she educates her friend on the joys of exploration.
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21 Jul 2026
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After being dumped by Ron, Hermione attends a wizarding speed dating event where she bumps into none other than Draco Malfoy.
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18 Jul 2026
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“Come play beer pong with me. I need a partner.”
She licks her lips and half turns her head to look at her friend. “I can’t. I’m here with—”
“She can!” Pansy shoves her lightly from behind.
Hermione turns around to glare at her friend and finds her staring at her sternly, communicating with her eyes to go with Draco.
“Go on, Granger. Have fun. Use protection.”
“Pansy!” she whisper-scolds.
“I’ll take care of her, Parkinson. You can count on me,” Draco says. When Hermione turns back to look at him, he’s smiling, mischief dancing in his grey eyes. “Shall we?”
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Frat President Draco Malfoy scores more than just a few beer pong shots
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17 Jul 2026
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It wasn’t until Draco found himself staring silently at his calendar for the following Saturday night, feeling as though he had floated several feet outside his own body, that fragments of the conversation began returning to him. Red spoke first. She had said it had recently come to light that their husbands had engaged in some very non-Gryffindor behaviour during an Auror trip to Portugal. Apparently, the only way to answer the spectacular shame of it all was to make use of the two men their husbands loathed most.
Which was how Draco Malfoy came to be standing in his study, hastily scrawling words across his calendar:Shag Granger — 7:00 PM
The ink was still drying when Theo, who was standing over him in his own brand of dumbfounded stupidity, leaned over his shoulder, plucked the quill from his fingers, struck a neat line through the entry, and added instead:
Foursome with Red, Granger, and Nott — 7:00 PM
Note: The girls to approve photographs before anything is shared with husbands, or ex-husbands, pending clarification.Bookmarked by liarsmile
17 Jul 2026