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    Andy's smile felt so brittle, a light breeze over it would make it shatter. "A table for four…right."

    "Front and center—only the best for our lead journalist." Greg beamed. "I told them your wife is scary, so they better make sure the food is good or we're all in trouble."

    Greg gave her shoulder a light pat before walking away.

    As soon as Greg was out of sight, Andy leaned down on her desk, her head hitting the wood with a muffled thud. This was it. This was the end. The series finale. The part where she gets caught in the lie and has to fake her own death and move to a remote village and change her name to something generic like Anne.

    Later that night, sitting in her dark living room, she opened her laptop—the light of the screen illuminating her almost terrified expression. Her fingers trembled as she navigated to the only site where people were crazy enough to actually consider her request.

    New York City > all community > activity partners

    Post New Ad.

    Title: Looking for someone to pose as my wife and kids (serious inquiries only)

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    28 Apr 2026

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    “Let me be perfectly clear, Andrea. I want you. Repeatedly. Frequently. I simply don’t want the…emotional noise that typically accompanies such things. You’ve already proven useful in multiple capacities. Why not add pleasure to the list?”

    Title inspired by Casual by Chappell Roan

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    26 Jul 2025

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    Deeply excellent. Bummed it’s anon, I don’t want to miss anything else they decide to write or have already written.
    Oh joy! It’s been claimed :)

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    After walking away from her job in Paris, Andy Sachs finds herself blacklisted from the entire journalism industry. According to a vengeful Miranda Priestly, the only way Andy will ever get a job with a newspaper is if she comes back to Runway and serves out her two weeks’ notice.

    A lot can happen in two weeks.

    Note: This is not based on the movie of the same name, though the initial premise is similar.

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    12 Mar 2026

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    An elevator story, being UPDATED as of Sept. 2017 with supplemental chapters, newly written -

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    09 Mar 2026

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    Andy should have known some shit like this was the only potential outcome there could be, for bad ideas executed at 2AM.

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    08 Mar 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Its the volume of delicious banter for me