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“Alright. Fine. What are the rules?”
“Rules?”
“Yes, Sherlock, the rules. What are we? Friends with benefits? Boyfriends? Uh, kissing, do you like kissing? Oral sex?---
They fight, they talk, they fuck. The friendship business.
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You have as many smiles as you have freckles and I like that about you by hippopotatoe
Fandoms: Shingeki no Kyojin | Attack on Titan
10 Oct 2013
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There's something familiar with the ever smiling man who one day decides to visit the shitty coffee shop where Jean works. It's not just the fact that he seems to be missing his whole right side - Jean would surely have noticed that if he'd been there before. It's something else. And that smile. Jean couldn't possible be falling in love now, could he?
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One day, you'll meet at girl and she will be perfect and she will be your best friend. And one day, you'll end up in bed together. Because when you're teenager and drunk, your body might want things your brain don't
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Dirk and Roxy are both odd kids, outside of the norm, and they want it that way. Dirk prefer to keep to himself, but when he gets new neighbors both he and Roxy find out they want to befriend him
A bittersweet history about kids growing up and having kids
(How do I do interesting summaries?)
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To be draped in a new kind of vulnerability by Nonbinarypunkkid
Fandoms: Disco Elysium (Video Game)
05 Dec 2025
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Harry wanders into a lingerie store one day after work and finds once again an article of clothing that speaks to him.
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02 May 2026
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From the Flowers by A_Candle_For_Sherlock for OfWillowsAndMoonlight
Fandoms: Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms, Sherlock Holmes - Arthur Conan Doyle
21 Jun 2023
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“Through the window that overlooks the modest lawn of our farm-house, I can see Sherlock Holmes strolling among his beehives. His hair is quite white, but his long, thin form is as wiry and energetic as ever, and there is a touch of healthy colour in his cheeks, placed there by Mother Nature and her clover-laden breezes that carry the scent of the sea amid these gentle Sussex Downs. Our lives are drawing towards eventide.”
— “The Adventure of the Red Widow”, Adrian Conan Doyle
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16 Feb 2026
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The Book Collection by Ferryman
Fandoms: Sherlock Holmes - Arthur Conan Doyle, Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
18 Jun 2016
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Watson finds pornography in Holmes's bedroom.
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27 Jan 2026
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Running from the Gunners isn’t as simple as it sounds. Yeah, turns out, huh? So maybe you can’t just blow the smoke off your pistol, loot the nearest body of some poor, unarmed bastard for caps or cigarettes, and then just stroll off into the shimmering wastes. That doesn’t stop MacCready though. He leaves in the dead of night, when the moon is so starved it’s barely a sliver in the irradiated sky. Not full-moon bright, but just enough to see by.
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MacCready's got a thing against ghouls, after what happened to Lucy. But after he walks into Goodneighbor, MacCready realizes he might have a thing for ghouls, too. And Hancock? Let's just say that the only thing stopping him from running, like always, is wanting to stay.
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11 Apr 2024
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The Courting Season by anarchycox
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
21 Aug 2020
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Over winter at Kaer Morhen with Ciri, Geralt realizes that he loves Jaskier, and has for years. Everyone at the keep decides the only logical thing that can happen is that Geralt court and wed Jaskier. But Geralt wants to do it properly. So the strongest, most fearsome warriors in all the land, research how to woo a minor noble and send Geralt back into the world with elaborate lists and a game plan.
And it all is going great. Courting turns out to be a lot easier than he expected. He and Jaskier will be married well before the return to Kaer Morhen for the winter!
Jaskier is thrilled to have his best friend back, and be off adventuring again. Geralt is behaving a bit oddly, but well, people get weird sometimes.
A fic where Jaskier is the romantically clueless one. Just because he sings about love, doesn't mean he'll see it - even when it is Witcher sized and holding flowers right in his face.
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27 Apr 2020