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Cosmic Bullshit by KurooCrowe
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
30 Mar 2020
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Ed was rather tired of dealing with whatever cosmic bullshit Truth kept deciding to pistol whip his way. It was one round of fuckery after another, from crazed alchemists to the closest being to God ripping the souls out of the country.
“I have a favor to ask of you, Little Alchemist."
“Not fucking worth it, whatever it is.” Ed replied. “Not a single chance in hell I listen to your shit. You can kiss my ass. Now put us back.”
"I need you to eliminate a terrorist regime."
Ed thinks he's allowed to go just a bit batshit at that curveball.
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23 Jun 2026
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Headache by seafoamsnake
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types, 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
22 Aug 2024
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“I’m no expert on the matter,” Mustang begins, “but from what the Elrics have explained to me, there are differences between this universe and every other. Those differences inform the transmutation circle that is drawn, so that the process of returning you is less likely to result in a rebound.
“Unfortunately,” he emphasizes, before Shouta can ask what half of those words mean, “one of the key differences between this universe and all the others we’ve encountered so far is that we have functional alchemy. I’m assuming you’re entirely unfamiliar with the concept?”
Shouta resists the urge to bristle at his slightly exasperated tone and simply hums in agreement.Bookmarked by goatin_aboat
21 Jun 2026
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How to Solve a Murder and Incite a Rebellion by Kastaborous
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types, Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga, 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
01 Jan 2025
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In unearthing the Nomu Factory, the Heroes and police of Japan discovered a body. This was not unexpected, but the nationality and uniform of the corpse in question… that was. Because this failed Nomu wore the uniform of Amestris, a war torn nation from the isolated continent of Atossa, where Quirks and modern electronics had never developed and never worked.
Edward Elric hoped he could retire from military service in peace, traveling Amestris while his brother Alphonse went to Xing. This is put on hold when now-Führer Mustang asks him to travel to the Outside, to the world beyond that was barricaded for centuries after the development of something called ‘Quirks’. A soldier has been killed and Amestris needs to know more about the Outside.
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Or, Edward Elric and Amestris meet the greater world of Heroes and Villains. It remains to be seen who’s more traumatized by the encounter.
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- Part 1 of Of Heroes, Villains & Alchemists
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Trust Me, I'm an Alchemist by metisket
Fandoms: Yuri!!! on Ice (Anime), Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga
18 May 2020
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In which Yuri Plisetsky began life with the name Edward Elric, and this has made the world of figure skating a significantly stranger and more alarming place.
“Are you saying you lived a life of crime before you began skating?”
“I’m gonna have to check the statute of limitations on a couple things and get back to you on that.”- Language:
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15 Jun 2026
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ATLOP: Trial by Fire by WardofWinters (QoLife)
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
22 Oct 2020
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Percy was having a normal day at the beach, until he decided to try to waterbend like Katara from his favorite show.
Problem is, he succeeds. Now he has to figure out how to waterbend, and keep the normal people from finding out they have a waterbender in their midst.
Finding out he's actually a child of Poseidon will probably explain a few things.
(Used to be named Avatar: The Legend of Percy)Series
- Part 1 of To Make a Legend