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“You’re useless,” Flambae groaned, dramatically slamming his head in his arms, splaying out on the table. “God. Fucking Robert Robertson saw my dick and balls. I could fucking die.”
“Oh, don’t be such a drama queen,” Prism rolled her eyes, blatantly unaware of why Flambae was seemingly so devastated over plain old Robert Robertson seeing Flambae’s most intimate parts. “It’s just Roberto, no one gives a shit about him! Hell, he probably don’t give a shit neither.”
Prism was right. He didn’t. His reaction (or lack thereof) was a simple thumbs up reaction to Flambae’s “sorry wrong contact bitch” message after the barrage of dick pics and risqué messages. Robert never gave much of a shit about anything Flambae did. Which was the goddamn problem.
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Flambae accidentally sexts Robert instead of his latest fling. Robert decides to mess with him.

