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  1. Public Bookmark 49

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    Kaoru knows he is a man of contradictions. 

    And Kojiro — Kojiro is the source of most of them for Kaoru.

    On a late summer evening, Kojiro shows up on Kaoru’s doorstep.

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    05 Oct 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 44

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    “Pour me another glass, Gorilla.”

    “Yes, Your Highness.”

    Kojiro reached over and emptied the bottle of wine into Kaoru’s glass.

    “Alright, it’s gone, you’re cut off for the night,” Kojiro said, setting the empty bottle on the side table next to the couch. “You had three glasses at the restaurant tonight; you’re already drunk enough as it is.”

     

    In which Kaoru is stressed and gets really drunk, which leads to him saying some things he probably never would've otherwise.

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    05 Oct 2026

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    Kaoru Sakurayashiki had never imagined himself with a family. His own parents had been stuffy, with high expectations and strict punishments whenever he didn't meet them. While he was sure he'd make an effort not to turn out like them, one could never be too sure.

    There was also the issue of there being nobody worth having a family with. Kaoru entertained the occasional relationship, but most never even reached the point of him calling them his "partner", let alone broaching talks of marriage or family.

    The thought of having kids of his own never even really crossed his mind.

    That is, until a flock of them made themselves known at S, and suddenly he was offering sage, adult advice, chaperoning trips, and had even earned himself the nickname 'mama', much to his chagrin. And of course, when Kaoru became 'mama', so in turn did Kojiro become 'papa'.

    Honorary mama and papa of S become actual parents when Kaoru gets pregnant. The ticking time bomb of a baby on the way forces them to figure their shit out in a timely manner, even if they've done everything out of order.

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    27 Sep 2026

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    “You know what, Kojiro?” He’s close. A little too close. He might have misjudged the distance between the two of them, because his glasses are the only thing between the two of them. His nose is pressed against Kojiro’s.

    “What?” Kojiro breathes.

    “I think,” Kaoru whispers, “that you’re fucking lying.”

    Kojiro’s eyes widen, then. “What the fuck would I be lying about,” he barks, and he’s pushing back against Kaoru now, tense and ready for a fight, “Do you need to get your eyes checked, four-eyes?”

    “I think,” Kaoru smirks, enjoying the way Kojiro’s jaw visibly tenses, “That you’re just a sad, pathetic gorilla who can’t get game. And that you’re using the apparent fact that your dick is too big to hide it.”

     

    (or: kaoru's had enough of kojiro complaining that people are intimidated by his size. how big could be possibly be?)

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    26 Sep 2026

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    “Fuck,” Kojiro mutters, feeling along the wall and trying door handles until he finds one that works. “Hurry. In here.”

    He pushes Kaoru through the door first and pulls it shut behind him, expecting a room. Instead, he runs right into Kaoru. The faint purple glow coming off Carla lights up the storage closet that they’ve found themselves in. It’s empty, but it’s cramped. Kojiro is pressed up against Kaoru, chest to chest.

    “Shit.”

    A police patrol at S leads to Kojiro and Kaoru confronting things that they've been tiptoeing around for months.

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    25 Sep 2026