derangedpigeon
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Chrissy takes the glass from Robin's hands to link them with hers. She waits to speak until Robin looks back up at her, "I know what you mean. I'm scared too. I wish I could help you feel less scared."
"Yeah, well," Robin looks away and laughs a sad laugh. Chrissy hates it. "Unless you know some magic spell that could take my virginity overnight, I think I'm just gonna have to get over it."
or chrissy helps her best friend lose her virginity
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Steve has positioned himself on the edge of the bathtub. He's shirtless, in just his briefs, and sitting on a towel. Eddie is kneeling in front of him with a razor in one hand and a can of shaving cream in the other. He can do this. He can.
Even if it does kill him inside.
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or the one where steve lost a bet and has to shave his chest hair
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Steve’s right behind him, and Tommy is incredibly aware of the fact that he’s expected to pull his dick out and piss right now. Steve has him boxed in, one hand grazing Tommy’s elbow, the other hovering above his waist like he can’t decide if he should touch it or not, and Tommy feels like he’s been peeled open, flesh exposed to the air for anyone to see.
So, he does what he does best, deflects.
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or, Steve helps Tommy piss
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He’s decided if he’s gonna do this right, and without Steve realizing any deviant activity is going on in his bedroom, in his bed, oh god, Eddie’s gonna need to wait at least three minutes before he gets started, and probably make up an excuse about why he needed to change the sheets at two pm on a Wednesday.
Three minutes is an appropriate amount of time to ensure that Steve didn’t forget his wallet, right?
Anyways, it’s the longest three minutes of Eddie’s life, besides maybe the three minutes he was being eaten alive, but he’s trying not to think about that right now. Not sexy. Think. Sexy. Thoughts. Munson.
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Eddie gets the first chance he’s had to jerk off in weeks, but hasn’t yet figured out that he and Steve are connected after the upside down, and that they feel all the same physical sensations.
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On the one hand Steve likes sex and the other hand he really, really, really likes having sex with Eddie.
Eddie seems to agree, gasps and writhes and sings Steve’s praises as soon as he’s caught his breath. He gets this smile sometimes, when he’s looking at Steve, small and half-secret, eyes so full of affection that Steve feels bigger on the inside, like his lungs and his heart and all the other mushy bits inside him are swelling up and his skeleton is stretching to accommodate them. And that isn’t just when they’re doing it, either, it happens other times too, like when they’re brushing their teeth together in the teeny-tiny trailer bathroom or playing air hockey at the arcade.
So it’s not that he’s worried about liking sex with Eddie because he’s a guy, that’s not what’s stuck in Steve’s head like a popcorn kernel jammed between his molars.
[Or: Steve solves a riddle that wasn't that much of mystery at all.]
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“There something I should know?” Steve says finally, pivoting his body towards Eddie, hip leaning against the powder blue countertop.
“Definitely,” springs the immediate smartass response straight out of Eddie’s mouth.
A fleeting panicked look flicks across Steve’s face, so Eddie leans forward, smacks a minty kiss against his cheek. “Relax, you look like I’m about to tell you I’m pregnant.” Eddie jokes, leaning back on his hands before adding, “Which I’m not by the way. You can rest easy.”
Steve squints, unconvinced. “Sorry. People tend to drop all kinds of truth bombs on me in bathrooms.”
[Or: Eddie gets a front row seat to Steve's nighttime routine. And no confessions are made.]
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02 Jun 2026
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Steve brings it up.
He does it as casually as he’s brought up everything else he’s wanted Eddie to do to him. Like it’s just a thought, something to try, no harm or foul no matter what Eddie says in response.
“Maybe, you could, y’know, tie me up.”
[Or: Steve and Eddie try something new. It doesn't go as planned.]
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30 May 2026
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Steve breathes out hard, the sound whistling in Robin’s ear. “I told Eddie I loved him and he said thank you and then he left.”
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Eddie stares down at the plastic doodad. It proudly declares the word ‘pregnant’ on the little screen, cheerily oblivious to the fact that it's just ruined Eddie’s whole fucking life. It’s a word as well, the actual fucking word, ‘pregnant’ shown oh so confidently on the little screen. Eddie’s done a test before, one time when he had a scare as a teenager, that had been the sort that showed one line or two.
One lines for not, two for...are. Two would have looked like prison bars, which would have been ironic given being saddled with a pup is probably pretty equivalent to 25 to life.
Anyway. Eddie shakes it. Looks again. Throws the fucking thing in the bin.
Well fuck.
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08 Apr 2026