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When you can't see the source, sometimes all you have are reflections. And with 800 years' worth of them - well. Which ones would you like to see?
Character study of Giriko, as seen through the eyes of those around him. Written for Soul Eater Reverb 2015.
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A SoMa Nutcracker Ballet AU.
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In Which Dipper's Fan Club Takes Things Way Too Far by cthulhu_with_a_fez
Fandoms: Gravity Falls
08 Oct 2014
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Part of the Transcendence AU. (See A/N for more details.)
Dipper and Mabel find out about the local chapter of the Cult of Alcor. Dipper is not amused by this. Dipper is even less amused when they step up from sacrificing rabbits.
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Nerd Cred Is Not Real, Lucifer by cthulhu_with_a_fez
Fandoms: Hataraku Maou-Sama! | The Devil Is a Part-Timer!
02 Jun 2014
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Urushihara, having finally gotten a job at a comic book store, has tasked himself with weeding out the unworthy - namely, those girls who can't answer the million and one obscure questions necessary for them to prove they're the real deal. Unfortunately for him, nobody bothered to tell him that the whole concept of 'nerd cred' is complete bullsh*t.
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A birthday present for Laura (TheMelonLordApproves/ilarual).
SoMa Arranged Marriage AU, basically, continued from the three chapters I'd written for SoMa Week 2014 - Loyalty, Wounds, and First 'I Love You', if you want to read them in my SoMa Week collection.
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The Boston Raiders are making decent time heading up into Michigan when one of the horses almost breaks an ankle on what’s left of the road.
A highly lethal—and highly contagious—virus has swept across the planet, taking down the power grid, toppling society, and leaving behind only a tiny fraction of the population. For a while, it seems like everything is over. This is not the case.
Or: The world ends. Shane Hollander starts playing for Boston. Yes, in that order.
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20 Sep 2026
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Shane’s brain cycled rapidly through a half-dozen celebrities, porn actors, Grindr profiles, every attractive bartender who’d ever served him a beer, trying to find a comparison for this level of outrageously concentrated beauty in one person, but he was drawing a blank.
The man—Ilya Rozanov, Facilities Attendant, his badge read—gestured around the supply closet. “I help you find something?”
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Canon-divergent AU set during the 2017-18 MLH season. Shane Hollander doesn’t have a single Cup to his name when he meets a very hot and very annoying janitor who works at the Metros stadium.- Language:
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16 Sep 2026
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Fergus the ostler sits in a prison cell and frets over the horses.
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06 Sep 2026
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The woman who took the stage was a brunette, fading peroxide-blonde tips neatly tucked into a bun and graying at the temples. She looked better in a pantsuit than she ever had in fatigues, and she’d looked damn good in fatigues. Someone in the crowd wolf-whistled. She tapped her note cards to the podium with a glare that could jump start spontaneous combustion.
Margaret looked the same as ever, even brunette—like she was fully prepared to crush a man into dust for seeing her as less than she was.
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30 Aug 2026
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Small Serendipity by the_hemlocked
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
06 Feb 2026
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When he was seven years old, Shane Hollander was briefly lost at an airport. Luckily, the kindness of a stranger ensured he made it back to his parents safely, putting an end to a terrifying three hours for the Hollanders. It takes twenty years (and one heated rivalry) for Shane to learn the name of his rescuer. It takes twenty years for Ilya to learn his wish had already come true.
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22 Aug 2026