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The junior chef schedule was brutal.
During service orders flew in hot and fast, pans caught fire and whole dishes were wrong or sent back even if there was nothing wrong. Everyone bickered but pitched in because it was sink or swim and your sole focus was on getting through it.
The kitchen was sweaty, rowdy and everyone cussed like sailors.
The only aspect of Hermione's job she hated, the one thing she absolutely could and would live without, was Draco sodding Malfoy.
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11 Jul 2026
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“Oh, hello, you,” Hermione said softly. It was a little frog, no bigger than the hollow of the palm of her hand. Gently, she scooped it up in her hand and smiled. It really was very cute.
Then it opened its mouth and said: “What the fuck, Granger?”
That was when she screamed and threw the frog straight back into the plants.
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In which Draco Malfoy is accidentally—and possibly irreversibly—turned into a frog, and he relentlessly
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12 May 2026
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Hermione has to marry Draco, or else, he'll die.
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Why working in the Love room has made Hermione spectacularly bad at falling in love.
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10 May 2026
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Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
22 Oct 2021
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The only thing that can take Hermione's mind off of how much she loathes her repugnant Potions partner are the notes from her mysterious pen pal.
And as for Pansy? She just wants to find a way to cast a permanent Silencio on Granger, and to reply to the charming stranger on the other end of her magical parchment.
(aka the Pansmione "You've Got Mail" AU)
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