church1alpha
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Dr. Chelsea Elliott's Guide to Sticking that Green Thumb Right Up Your Ass by church1alpha
Fandoms: SCP Foundation
01 Apr 2016
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Dr. Elliott is forced to go on vacation, leaving her lab under her assistant's control. Written for the 2016 Crack Fiction contest.
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The Sleepover to Restore the Republic by ClawedandCute (Adi_Fire)
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Original Trilogy
07 Jun 2024
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After losing his hand on Cloud City and discovering that Darth Vader is his father, Luke thinks things over and comes to the conclusion that a) Vader is actually on the Rebellion's side and just hasn't realized it yet, b) Vader needs his help, c) Vader needs to figure out that he and the Rebellion want the same things, and d) the best way to accomplish both b. and c. is to (obviously) surrender to Vader and refuse to leave him alone, trusting in the Power of Love to change Vader's ways.
Leia, Ahsoka, and the rest of Luke's friends in the Alliance disagree with this, but they can't get Luke to leave, and Vader can't kill them because it would destroy his new relationship with his son (it's not that Vader is attached to them at all -- no, no). Admiral Piett is forced to open up the unused guest quarters on the Executor as the Sleepover to Restore the Republic (And Maybe Save Darth Vader in the Process) drags on and grows to unreasonable proportions.
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22 Sep 2026
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When Ozpin tries to invite Ruby Rose to Beacon, certain laws prevent underage Beacon admission. With little options left to her, Ruby does the unthinkable, and brings forth her other passion; weapons. And what better way to look at other people's weapons than to sell and make them herself?
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- Part 1 of The Smith Series
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Bookmarked by church1alpha
22 Aug 2026
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There was a voice in his head. Jaune wasn't crazy, probably, that just happened to be his semblance. A semblance that knows all sorts of odd things. People he's never met. Secrets he should never know. What is Jaune meant to do when this voice starts giving him warnings of the future?
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Bookmarked by church1alpha
21 Aug 2026
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The words we say often aren't the ones we mean.
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17 Aug 2026
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Jaune Arc returns to his apartment after a day of working to find a diminutive thief devouring his sweets and ice cream.
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- Part 6 of Jaune can X ?!
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- 12/12
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Bookmarked by church1alpha
11 Aug 2026