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TommyInnit's Services for Villains, Vigilantes, and Various Other Vagabonds by I_Have_An_Alibi, ScorpioNoesIt
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Dream SMP (Fandom)
21 Aug 2024
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Everybody knew about the tiny apartment on the East End of L'manberg, hiding in a far corner of the lower districts.
A place everyone was welcome, regardless of their given title.
Where villains could come for medical treatment.
Where mafia goons and bosses could rest without the need to look over their shoulders.
Where vigilantes and heroes could have a nice chat over tea.
Where treatment (and treats) were given out freely.Where societal tags (and their due expectations) were shot and murdered at the front door.
And if you ignored this rule, you too were shot and murdered at the front door.
By whom was a gamble.Everybody knew about the tiny apartment on the East End of L'manberg.
Everybody also knew that if you touched any of the occupants, well...
You'd have the entirety of super-powered society (underground and otherwise) gunning for your head.Tommy Innit, the owner of said apartment, lived quite the interesting life.
Seriously, he just wanted to bake cookies, what just happened?OR
5 times Tommy dropped everything to help everyone else, and 1 time they dropped everything to help him.- Language:
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26 Aug 2026
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Braided Realities by I_Have_An_Alibi, ScorpioNoesIt
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Dream SMP (Fandom)
19 Aug 2025
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Tommy was just trying to get away from the vanguard of murder robots. He did not mean to fall from the sky and break most of his equipment (including his bones). And now he's been kidnapped/adopted by a beanpole, a wingman, and a pig. Help.
Phil and Ranboo are just chillin' in Techno's house when a tiny feral version of Tommy falls from the sky. Which shouldn't be possible because, according to Ranboo, Tommy died in prison. He's got weird armor, weirder weapons, he just tried to stab Phil, and- oh, okay, he blasted a hole in the wall. Lovely.
None of these people know what they're doing, and the child just brings more angst, fluff, and shenanigans than anyone thinks is possible while also kickstarting a mass emotional healing arc that no one knew they needed.
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Dystopian resistance sci-fi Tommy falls through a portal and gets adopted by the Syndicate. (And yes it's adoption, because Phil.)- Language:
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25 Aug 2026
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"Grandpa," she starts, "the Asshole Rick—" she ignores Jerry's scandalised look—"he said Morty was his, uh, his grandson? I mean, isn't that obvious? I don't know why he really emphasised that."
"Oh, yeah." They're so close to the rift; from the edges of her vision, Summer can see the innards of the multiverse, the terrible—beautiful—clashes of colours as it warps around a nonexistent nexus. "Should've p-probably brought it up earlier, Sum-Sum, but—Morty's his actual grandson. Like, in the fucking flesh and blood."
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- Part 1 of gambit
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25 Aug 2026
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“So, it’s a weird phenomenon. We’re not even sure the Ricks know about it,” she explained absently as she worked through all the knots in Muscle’s longer hair. “We call it a tingle, ‘cause that’s what it feels like. A tingle down your spine, kind of like ASMR or electricity or whatever. Only Morty’s feel it.”
Intrigued, Morty rocked forward just a bit. The idea of knowing something Rick didn’t was too good to pass up. “Wait, really?”
“Yeah,” Muscles agreed, closing his eyes as he tipped his head back. “It happens when you lock eyes with the Rick from your dimension. It tells you that it’s your Rick. The lamest superpower ever.”
Morty blinked. That sounded…weird.
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Or, the one in which it’s a plot device, and that means Chekov’s gun is gonna have to fire at some point.
(Two times Rick was Morty’s grandpa by default, and once when he finally, finally gets to choose.)
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25 Aug 2026
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“Hey, um, Morty.”
“Yeah?” Morty looks up, handing over the tool Rick just asked for.
Rick takes it, fiddling with it in his hands. Morty seems to know immediately that something is off when he does, a frown tugging on his lips, and Rick has to force the words out but he gets there in the end. “How… How long have you known that I’m not your Rick?”
(In another world, slightly to the left, Rick agonizes over the eventuality of Morty realizing that he’s not his Rick, only to find out Morty has already figured it out.)
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- Part 1 of Here There Be Ricks And Mortys
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25 Aug 2026