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"Let me get this straight", Heisenberg said with an incredulous look over his tinted glasses. "You douse yourself in some herbed booze and figure that's what's healing you?"
"It is", Ethan sneered. "Always has worked."
"No shit. I ask again, Ethan Winters…"The Lord kicked his chair back and watched him wriggle on the floor.
"What the fuck are you?"
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In which Ethan gets killed early in the factory, and Heisenberg is delighted to have another freak to hang out with.Series
- Part 1 of MCU - The Mushroom Cinematic Universe
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19 May 2026
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"Hey, don't I get a say in this?"
"Oh, pick me!" shrieked the animated doll. "The guest wants to have a say!"
Silence fell like a hammer on the devastated church.
"Does he now?" Mother Miranda icily said.
Ethan's mouth outran his brain when he replied, staring at the five monsters:
"Yeah. Give me your pitch. I'll choose."--
In which Ethan gets a say, and chaos ensues.Series
- Part 2 of MCU - The Mushroom Cinematic Universe
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19 May 2026
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Dazai doesn't wake up slowly. There's no peaceful drag into consciousness, no blinking the sleep out of his eyes. He jolts awake all at once to an unfamiliar pain, like something is being shoved inside of him. It burns, whatever it is, and Dazai tries to roll over to hopefully make it stop, but finds his wrists and ankles are immobile.
This isn't the Port Mafia dungeon he last remembers being in. As far as he can remember, this isn't anywhere in Port Mafia headquarters.
Kinktober Day 2: Kidnapping
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- Part 2 of Kinktober 2025
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12 Apr 2026
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Ethan and Karl are shipped to the middle of nowhere, Canada to deal with a new bioweapon threat. Of course, new revelations pop up during the cold nights and tiring days. Both come to terms with limitations, changing realities, and the promise of the new.
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09 Apr 2026
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Ethan tips his liquor bottle to his mouth, intent on getting a decent buzz going before Heisenberg hauls him off to the castle, where he gets himself mauled by a Lycan again. Or speared up by deadly spikes. Or-
The alcohol burns on the way down.
Cheap vodka — again.
Liquor sloshes as he lowers it, propping it up on his thigh. “What’s the Theseus Paradox?”
Heisenberg’s brow twitches beneath the brim of his hat. “How quaint,” he murmurs. “A drunk man grasping at philosophy.”
“Answer the question.”
There’s a beat and Heisenberg shifts his grip on the hammer, metal creaking faintly as it settles against his shoulder. “It’s about identity,” he says finally. “Replace something piece by piece — every part, one at a time. At what point does it stop being the same thing?”
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Ethan dies. Ethan wakes. Ethan dies. Ethan wakes. He's trapped in a cursed cycle on the worst possible day and he just can't seem to get it right. Can't save Rose. Can't save Mia. Can't do anything but die and wake up next to that overturned truck again.
Well. At least his aim gets better.Bookmarked by avarageKaeyalover
31 Mar 2026