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The Grand Compendium of Quack’s Quirks: pictures edition by aste_risky
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
13 Mar 2026
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Alastor soon started to realize that the Morning Star was a walking collection of highly specific habits, all accurately catalogued in Alastor’s mental Grand Compendium Of Quack’s Quirks: the way he insists on peeling the oranges so the rind forms a single, long spiral (and, if it breaks midway he would magically fuse it back on the fruit and start again); or that he requires a perfectly odd number of rubber ducks in the bathtub (as if some numbers can be odder than others); or, again, how he chooses the socks’ color based on how the day “feels” (because that Friday clearly screamed turquoise!).
And then, of course, there was the obsession with pictures
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And there he is, ladies and gentlemen, the Big Boss of Hell himself, the biggest pain in Heaven’s ass since ever, trying to clean his face from the dried tears after a bad dream, like a fucking baby!
Really, how was it possible for anyone Up There to look at him and say “yup, clearly a threat”?Or: Lucifer had another nightmare about his Fall, Alastor finds him in the middle of a panic attack and tries to comfort our favourite angel