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Agatha Harkness: decorated star, devoted wife and mother, Hollywood icon.
Rio Vidal: charming newcomer, playgirl with a heart of gold, Oscar hopeful.
Some sparks aren’t meant to be ignored.
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- Part 1 of FYC
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02 Apr 2026
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Agatha inspects Rio with predatory eyes, eyes that are shrewd, starving. She's a murderer, Rio thinks - but she doesn't fight. She stays perfectly still as Agatha leans in. Stays still as she runs her lips up the curve of Rio's neck, feather-light and agonizing.
"Don't you want me to have fun with you?" Agatha murmurs, breath warm in her ear.
FBI Agent Rio Vidal is obsessed with hunting down serial killer Agatha Harkness. Unfortunately for her, the feeling is mutual:
Agatha's a lit match, and Rio's got a whole life ready to burn.
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19 Mar 2026
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Agatha Harkness is back in Westview. Newly divorced. Working nights. She didn’t expect to see Rio Vidal again. Then again, she never really knew what to do with her in the first place.
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There’s no rule against running into someone you haven’t spoken to in ten years and realizing nothing about them has changed except their hair and the exact angle of the knife they twist in your gut.
Agatha’s fine.
Agatha’s not mad.
She just wants to know who the fuck decided to keep that particular bit of very fucking important information classified.
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- 19/?
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17 Dec 2025
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all mirth and no matter by thelionandthemoon
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV), WandaVision (TV)
21 Feb 2025
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“She just walked out the store with a TV and insisted we call you.” The head security guard told Rio.
He opened a laptop and played her the footage.
“Right.” She rubbed her forehead. “Why would you do that?” She asked.
“I’ve been a bad girl, officer. You must arrest me.” Agatha replied in a breathy voice.
Of course, she would make a show of shoplifting a television just to flirt with her.
AU: Police Officer Rio and Petty Criminal Agatha
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- English
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- 17/17
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19 Oct 2025
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25 Jun 2025
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i wonder which cup you'll drink from (i hope it's mine) by empathyhoodie
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
26 Mar 2025
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“And where would I do that, moron?”
“I don’t know!” Rio flounders, “In the shower?”
“You think getting myself off quietly in the shower, in the room next to your bedroom, having to be quick so the hot water doesn’t run out… is conducive to good orgasms?”
Well, when she puts it like that.
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Rio and Agatha aren’t friends. They’ll probably never be friends—they’re just wired that way. But that doesn’t stop their mutual friends from suggesting Agatha live with Rio while her divorce finalizes. If it sounds like a recipe for disaster, it probably is.
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- Part 1 of slide away
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- English
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- 35,947
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- 3/3
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27 Mar 2025
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24-year-old Agatha Harkness has the moral backbone of a chocolate éclair when it comes to doing her mother’s bidding. She’s relatively okay with this until Evanora has her scope out the political competition.
OR, Agatha hooks up with Rio Vidal, the woman running against her mother for her incumbent state legislative seat. So what. It’s not like it’ll get serious.
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05 Mar 2025
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01 Mar 2025
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Agatha scoffs, exasperated. “What’s happening here?”
“I’m attracted to you,” Rio says, monotone. “Do you really find that so hard to believe?”
“You stole my identity!” Agatha says, loud enough that the couple at the next table over turns to look at them. “Mind your own business!” Agatha snaps at them.
Rio tries to hide a laugh but fails, her head dipping forward and her long lashes brushing her cheeks. Agatha’s stomach does backflips.
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Or: Rio steals Agatha's identity and then falls in love with her. Agatha tries her damnedest not to fall in love back.
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23 Feb 2025
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15 Feb 2025
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“Pleasure,” she quips, making sure her tone reveals it is anything but. “Though, despite what Jen may say, I don’t exactly make a habit of going around and spilling all my secrets.”
Rio nods, “Of course. You’re who they call the ‘terrifying enigma’ of the literary community.”
Agatha makes sure her tone drips with sarcasm and a twinge of derision as she responds, “And I hear you’re the new ‘darling’ of the publishing industry.”
But then Rio has the gall to actually fucking smirk at her. “Did you just call me darling?”
or, agathario author au
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- 3/3
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12 Feb 2025
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@cowlesbian: rlly enjoying rotating ‘40y/o virgin rio vidal and 25y/o fuckboy agatha harkness’ around in my head. i’m plotting it out i promise
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Rio smiled thinly, no teeth. “Good afternoon. How will you waste my time today?”“I’ll be quick. I am beguiled by your stern ways. I think we should get to know each other.”
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- Part 1 of Like A Virgin
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- English
- Words:
- 34,136
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- 6/6
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- 516
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12 Feb 2025
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how many corners do i have to turn? (how many times do i have to learn?) by empathyhoodie
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
20 Feb 2025
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“So you’re demoting me?”
“Uh, I don’t think you were actually ever promoted.”
“Technically.”
“Agatha, you have to earn a promotion.”
Agatha wets her lips, leans in close. Rio’s eyes track the movement before she has time to realize, and she has nowhere to go, back pressed against the many tins of chopped tomatoes on the shelf. She tries to keep a neutral expression. Unfazed. Possibly unsuccessfully.
“So I’ll earn it.”
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Rio inherits her aunt's restaurant. Agatha makes the whole thing much more stressful than it should be.
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- Part 1 of happiness, more or less
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- English
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- 26,597
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- 2/2
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11 Feb 2025
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everybody knows that i'm a good girl, officer by alilbitgay
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
25 Mar 2025
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Rio surveys the open tabs Agatha’s got going: diagrams of ar-15 detailed. frozen yogurt near me. is frozen yogurt gluten free. eve’s toys website. Nothing outright concerning, nothing obviously criminal. And then, last on the list, making the vein in Rio’s forehead pulse uncomfortably: fbi agent rio vidal.
Rio watches in muted horror as Agatha finds her Instagram page, opens it, and scrolls aimlessly. She clicks on Rio’s pictures from her college roommate’s wedding in Miami. She spends about two minutes staring at a picture of Rio in a bikini on the beach, holding a strawberry daiquiri. Then, she takes a screenshot.
Rio bangs her forehead against her desk and groans.
or: the rumors are true and there is an fbi agent in agatha harkness’ phone. unfortunately, that fbi agent is rio vidal, and unfortunately for rio vidal, agatha is not going to let her off easy.
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- 6/6
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11 Feb 2025
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Rio Vidal is the new handywoman in Westview who finds herself crossing paths with Agatha Harkness, a reclusive, mean woman with a secret. As their lives intersect, Rio and Agatha find themselves in a struggle of willpower, desire, and angst. Rio can't resist for long, and neither can Agatha.
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smalltown AU, Rio is a handywoman and Agatha is an established bitch in westview. rio fixes things in agatha's house, and tension builds and they have to confront it eventually---in more ways than one.- Language:
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- 28/30
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11 Feb 2025
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nothing's free but falling out (that shit's easy, let me show you how) by alilbitgay
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
24 Dec 2024
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Agatha Ruth Harkness, senior lecturer on sexuality and power dynamics in colonial New England witch cults, had hit a gold mine. Four boxes of unexamined documents straight from her time period of expertise that she gets to be the first to decode. A research grant that will last through the spring semester, at least. A holiday break full of peace and quiet. The only problem was that she had suddenly been handed a bratty grad student who was probably going to steal her thesis right out from underneath her.
or: agatha plans to spend the holiday by herself. too bad rio's around, being endearing and unwillingly filling her with holiday cheer.
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10 Jan 2025
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“We’re both lucky that Charles doesn’t give a damn about anything but drug busts,” Rio murmurs pointedly. “Neither of us need to go to court for a fucking domestic right now.”
“Oh, please, like any of that would hold up in court,” Agatha scoffs sharply. “That was the most illegal arrest I’ve ever seen, heard of, or been a part of, Special Agent.”
Rio glares at her. “Actually, it was quite legal. You physically assaulted a government agent.” Rio pauses, narrowing her eyes as she adds, “twice.”
“Maybe next time don’t lean into a purps car,” she advises with a light shrug. Rio stares at her, lip steadily bleeding. Shifting on her feet, Agatha clears her throat and tosses her hands in the air. Agatha looks at her as if to say, ‘what can you do?’.
“And then you bit me. . .?”
OR: Holiday themed fake dating AU meets the estranged wives who still yearn AU with a little bit of crime drama sprinkled in and more smut than I anticipated
(Part Two currently in progress)
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- Part 3 of Agatha X Rio
- Part 1 of Hate, Love, and Vindication
- Language:
- English
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- 166,426
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- 31/31
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- 949
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06 Jan 2025
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01 Jan 2025
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the way i feel about you baby can’t explain it by seabiscuit
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
17 Nov 2024
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“She won’t even admit that she’s gay for a New York City Ballet dancer. You think she would go for you, Rio Vidal of Cobb, Oklahoma?” Jenn raises an eyebrow, “IT service provider who plays Elden Ring in her spare time.”
“Maybe.” Chirps Rio. Hope does, after all, spring eternal.
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Rio goes from IT service monkey to fucking her very beautiful, very poised boss in a very short period of time. And then, of course, there’s the aftermath.
- Language:
- English
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- 22,690
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- 2/2
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- 454
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15 Nov 2024
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Agatha isn’t a keeper. She can’t trust anyone to put her in a room and not swallow the key—let alone the woman who sends her dirty texts on the daily. They’re just victims of sexual attraction, that’s all it can be.
Not to brag, but Agatha doesn’t need to do much more than walk out of her apartment in sweats to find someone willing to get on their knees for her.
Or, Rio loves Agatha, Agatha [censored] Rio, and Wanda and Jen make it their problem. (Alice brings the food and Lilia chills. Teen is there too.)
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13 Nov 2024