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England is knocked out of the World Cup and Jude Bellingham feels like his world is coming to an end. His teammates are worried about him. His parents don't want to leave him alone in his hotel room. But he just wants to curl up and sob into his bed until the bronze medal match in three days.
Of course Erling Haaland could never let something like that happen to his favorite player.
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31 Jul 2026
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Erling would have done what Jude wanted ages ago, but he could not conduct public indecency in the middle of the World Cup with millions watching. He would do almost anything for his omega, but this was too much.
"Jude, I can't—"
"Please, Erling, so my heat will end faster and I can play again." His bitten, spit-soaked lips looked very tempting to Erling right about now. More so, the Brit's pleading tone sounded so desperate that it made Erling's heart clench (and his cock twitch).
"Erling."
The Norwegian man forced his eyes to drag back up to wide-eyed, full pupils.
"Knot me. Claim me. Please, alpha."
Jude, ever so foxy, tilted his head back so more pheromones would be released from his neck's scent glands. A smirk painted his panting lips.
Erling lost it.
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13 Jul 2026
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The line goes silent. Dead silent, at least from Jude’s end. Erling hopes, prays, even, that Jude can hear him fucking his fist. That in whatever hotel bed he’s staying in, Jude’s fisting the sheets, maybe his cock, too, to the mental image Erling is painting for him.
“Are you seriously doing what I think you’re doing?” Jude’s exactly where he wants him, back to the goal, locked onto him, and only him.
“Depends,” Erling huffs. It sounds gruff, even to his own ears. “What do you think I’m doing?”
or Haaland feels...inspired by recent social media trends to give his old friend Jude a call.
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We're Back where we Started, and Baby, I Don't want to Leave by falleraatje
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12 Jul 2026
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They were always friends first, fuckbuddies second. Two young players trying to make it, fooling around on the pitch, but not off it – until it became a necessity. Nobody has ever asked Erling how he made it through his ruts during his time in Dortmund, and nobody but Jude will ever know. Just like nobody but him knew back then how Jude looked, flushed from heat, spread out under him and begging Erling to take him apart.
They haven't been friends in a while, not really. They barely see each other twice a year on the off-chance of their teams playing each other. They haven't been… anything else even longer. And still, it feels oh-so-familiar when Erling catches his first whiff of Jude’s scent in the tunnel before the game.
There is a sweetness in it, which can only mean one thing - that Jude is about to go into heat.
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13 Jul 2026
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There’s the audacity, for starters. Even before the party, Isagi has always hovered in Kaiser’s peripheral, to his left, insinuating an equal footing when he first sat next to him, when he egregiously suggested that Kaiser had something to learn from him, when he grit those teeth the first time and every time after that, the fucking tenacity that propelled him to win one over Kaiser, and the resulting ferocity.
But what’s even more infuriating is that Kaiser bites every time. He notices the bait dangling in the water, acknowledges the hook hidden in the colors, and swims for it anyway.
Kaiser, Isagi, and a brief glimpse into their summer.
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