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    Oh god, maybe he should have let the bear eat him, “No, but with all due respect-” which was admittedly some, but draining by the second, “I shouldn’t be talking to randos in the forest.”

    “I don’t have to be?” he offered, “I’d appreciate it if you gave me your name.”

    Call it oppositional defiant disorder, call it spite, call it whatever the fuck, but Max had never had a stronger gut feeling to spit in someone’s eyes for asking that.
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    In which David is really fucking bad at being a fae but the task fails successfully because Max feels safer with him than at home

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    “Max,” he enunciated, planting a hand over his chest with a thump, “Max.”

    The next line of surprised nonsense had something that could be interpreted as ‘mack-suh’ tacked on to the end, but the man had mirrored the gesture.

    “No! I’m Max,” he reached out and grabbed the man’s hand this time, pressing it against his chest, “My name is Max, you dumb fuck.”

    The man stared at his hand, then at Max, and eventually a single syllable fell out of his mouth: “Max.”

    Holy shit.
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    Max has been abducted by aliens. After being passed from ship to ship, he meets another human.
    Alternatively, David is not actually a human. He has no idea what to do with this strange, violent being he's been put in charge of.

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    Mr. Litwak isn't stupid. He knows more than most would think. Oneshot.

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    “Are you familiar with the concept of aliens, Mr. Clock?”

    “Of course. The house where we used to live had a television. But they aren’t-, it was all just make-believe. Y’know, fairytales.”

    “To humans, your species are make-believe, right? Some things are best kept secret.”

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    What do a Grey Troll and a Bergen have in common?

    Branch is a Troll who has taken up the strange habit of frowning, while Synth is a Bergen who has taken up the habit of smiling. Both are outcasts in the homes who could use a friend, and they may just find it with unlikely company.

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