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    number one, and arguably the most important: stay far away from overly chatty neighborhood ladies.

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    Victor hated being touched. But Sydney had noticed a handful of times over the last few years that Mitch was the exception.

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    “You’re really quite rude, aren’t you?” He wanted it to sound teasing, charming; it came out a lot colder than that.

    Victor tipped his glass, and finished it. With a graceful gesture, he asked the bartender for another one. “So I’ve heard,” he said. “Begs the question as to why you’re still talking to me.”

    Oh believe me, I will soon make you stop talking.

    “Maybe I just think you’re pretty,” Eli replied. It was, in part, an attempt at regaining control of the situation, of making his cover believable — lust made people allow all kinds of bad manners, or so Eli had heard — but he was also curious to see how Victor would react.

    The man's lips stretched in a smile that could only be described as dangerous. “Now that, I can believe,” he said, the flirtation like the edge of a knife. “But I don’t think you’re the type to care much for pretty things.”

    AU: Victor Vale is in the business of pain relief. Eli Ever is in the business of killing EOs. Tonight, specifically, he's quite intent on killing Victor.

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    “Now the problem is,” Usopp says, between pants. “I’m here against my will.”

    Sanji grabs him by the straps of his overalls and hauls him around a corner. Just in time. A group of marines march by, eyes shifting and steps solid. Sanji waits until they’ve cleared the hall and disappeared around a bend to yank Usopp in the other direction.

    “The problem,” Sanji says. “Is that you’re running your mouth instead of your feet.”

    Or, four times Sanji ended up carrying someone, and the time someone carried him.

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