Uncle_Asad
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- Legacies (TV 2018) (50)
- Hawkeye (TV 2021) (15)
- The Avengers (Marvel Movies) (1)
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Natasha reckons with the choices they face on Vormir, informed by the events of Black Widow and Hawkeye. Things go differently than in Endgame. Inspired by Grief by girlonthefireescape on tumblr.
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“It takes a special talent, Kate Bishop.” by Uncle Asad (Uncle_Asad)
Fandoms: Hawkeye (TV 2021)
27 Feb 2026
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When Kate’s team gets called up for a mission, the New and Improved Hawkeye is pulled from the bliss of her vacation with Yelena and the dogs at the Barton farm. The mission now complete, Kate can’t wait to be back in the arms of her girlfriend once more; unfortunately, the universe has thrown several trials in her path that she must endure first—starting with the flight back to Iowa.
An antidote to Where, Oh Where Can My Baby Be?
“Kate, are you sure you…?”
“Yes,” the archer replied, interrupting Kamala before she could finish her question. “Yelena’s been alone for three days…three days of our vacation together we’ve missed. I just want to get back to the farm as quickly as possible.”
“Very well,” the Jersey City teen replied, a smirk on her lips.
“Wha-thwak!” Cassie vocalized a sound clearly reminiscent of…
“Girl, you’re whipped!” Riri added, chuckling. “Wait, are you into that?”
“I’m sure Yelena is really skilled at tying people up,” Cassie quickly interjected.
“What? Oh, gods, please…tell me that you do not sit around thinking about our sex life?”
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When Yelena finds out she and Kate Bishop are both in town on business, she invites the archer out to dinner, for a fun girls night. It ends up being anything but.
Inspired by “Last Kiss” by J Frank Wilson and The Cavaliers (song.link for your favorite service).
“I should have known this was your idea of a date,” Kate chuckled, before holding on to the door for dear life as Yelena suddenly threw the enormous red stretch limousine in reverse.
“Who said anything about a date?” Yelena countered, as she whipped the car around and turned down an intersecting street.
“You asked me if I wanted to get dinner…”
“You were in town…”
“…and asked me to wear a dress, which I only do for you, by the way…”
“Can I help it if you look killer in that dress? Besides, it reminds me of the night in the elevator, at the Christmas party…”
“…and you pick me up in a limousine…” The show of sentimentality from the blonde surprised Kate, in a good way, but she continued probing nevertheless.
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- Part 2 of Tales of Valentina’s Revenge
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“Kate Bishop, you are a chocolate fiend.” by Uncle Asad (Uncle_Asad)
Fandoms: Hawkeye (TV 2021)
26 Dec 2025
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Two times Yelena tried to make Kate Bishop the world’s best hot chocolate, and the one time she succeeded.
12 Days of Bishovamas 2025 Day 7: Hot Chocolate
The first time Yelena Belova made Kate Bishop hot chocolate, she tracked down the finest Swiss chocolate in New York. She busied herself in the kitchen for an hour, carefully preparing the concoction, all the while tracking Kate’s position as the New and Improved Hawkeye patrolled the city. Then, as the archer appeared to be making a beeline for the loft, the Widow put on the final touches—just in time for the woman’s arrival.
“Honey, I’m home!” The sweet, silly voice echoed through the open space as the door swung open.
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“Everybody moved on, but I am still here.” by Uncle Asad (Uncle_Asad) for mangosashimi
Fandoms: Legacies (TV 2018)
17 Dec 2025
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Years after the events of A Visit from Saint Nicholas, Hope Mikaelson returns to place that changed her life that day, as she does every year, to reflect on those events and her life.
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- Part 2 of The Sixteenth of December
- Part 3 of The Allegories of Hosie
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A mostly-unconnected series involving works where Valentina “burns” Yelena after she fails to complete the assassination of Clint Barton, and the aftermaths thereof.
Probably complete at three works.
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Works that are allegories, with helpful words for trying times.
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Works related to December 16th / Kaylee Kaneshiro Liberation Day
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A series of loosely-connected Hosie tales involving treats from the Salvatore School kitchen. Fluffy one-shots for when you need a bit of sweetness.
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My contributions to the Hosietober 2024 event.
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That One Time We Kissed by lauready
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Hawkeye (TV 2021), Black Widow (Movie 2021)
20 Apr 2026
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Kate kisses the most popular girl in school at a party, and wants nothing more than to do it again.
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- English
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- 81/?
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Bookmarked by Uncle Asad (Uncle_Asad)
30 May 2026
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Somewhere by Ofibooks
Fandoms: Hawkeye (TV 2021), Thunderbolts (Movie 2025), Marvel Cinematic Universe
30 May 2026
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Yelena squares her shoulders and lifts her head up, ready for a fight. There’s a hundred arguments on the tip of her tongue, but when her eyes lock with Kate’s every single one of them falls away. What she sees on Kate’s blue eyes is so familiar that she had never seen it anywhere but in the mirror, and it feels like diving head first into ice cold water.
She takes a step back and raises her hands as a sign of peace much like Kate had done a few minutes earlier, choosing to deescalate the situation before Kate draws her bow and she finds out if third time really is the charm.
“You really should’ve just given the flash drive to us,” Yelena says with a tired sigh.
“You should’ve asked nicely.”
Or: Set after the events of Thunderbolts*, Kate and Yelena are searching for their purpose when they cross paths and find that maybe they're more similar than they once thought. And maybe they don't have to search alone.
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I shall never fall in love by falling_upwards_slowly
Fandoms: Hawkeye (TV 2021), Marvel Cinematic Universe
17 May 2026
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Kate Bishop was in search of a wife. There's just one problem - the lady she had set her sights on isn't interested in marriage.
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Yelena Belova has never wanted to marry, in fact, she would sooner jump into an active volcano than to be tied down. Years has passed and she has built up a reputation to be rugged and venomous, scaring away any potential suitors within the Ton… until she meets a certain enigmatic baron.Aka period drama AU
Bookmarked by Uncle Asad (Uncle_Asad)
18 May 2026
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The Time I Kill is Killing Me by Zarkosaur
Fandoms: Hawkeye (TV 2021), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Black Widow (Movie 2021), Thunderbolts (Movie 2025)
01 Jan 2026
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The second time she killed Clint Barton, Yelena had to admit that it wasn’t quite as satisfying.
Even though everything within and around her seemed identical to the first time — her strategy, her information, her anger — the circumstances were incredibly different.
And she wasn’t even close to understanding it all.
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Yelena finds herself repeating the week before Christmas, and her mission becomes as muddled as her timeline. Until she realizes that Kate Bishop isn't actually part of a mission at all.
Bookmarked by Uncle Asad (Uncle_Asad)
16 May 2026
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The Peculiar Death of Valentina Allegra de Fontaine by ooga_94_booga
Fandoms: Hawkeye (TV 2021), Thunderbolts (Movie 2025)
08 May 2026
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“Natasha and this anonymous client do realize we have to abide by the same laws, right?” Kate smirks, and Clint chuckles. “We can’t just Rambo this for them.”
“She’s aware,” he says and cuffs her on the shoulder again. “Also, I’m not one to complain about a guaranteed, hefty paycheck.”
She groans but nods. “Fair point, Hawkeye,” she says.
“Thank you, Hawkeye.”
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AKA a Bishova Whodunnit AU! Hopefully some funny and mysterious vibes to be enjoyed.