TheCaffeineAlchemist



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    Kirishima gets hit with a quirk while out for work study.

    It's Bakugou that suffers.

     

    Or: my silly goofy idea to mess around with reversing fanfic tropes isn't as silly goofy as I thought it'd be and these kids have some serious trauma.

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    03 Aug 2026

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    They're both exhausted, but rest won't find them like this. Essek proposes sleeping in the garden, under the stars, with their cats. It's easy for Essek to be there for Caleb until he goes to cast.

     

    Projekt Funball Spoilers! Events of this short story are set after the live show that is now available on Beacon. Beware of SPOILERS if you haven't seen it yet!

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    02 Aug 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 62

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    After the Nein’s latest adventure in the Happy Funball, Essek is fine.

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    01 Aug 2026

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    Caleb Widogast wakes up from the first good night of sleep in far too long.

    It takes him a moment to realise it's because he's not in his bed.

    Is it the better mattress (lump-free and like a cloud), or the fact he drunkenly slept with Essek Thelyss, the colleague he's been secretly crushing on for the last six months?

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    06 Jul 2026

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    Humming in interest, Caleb sucks, slowly. Oh, it’s nice. It’s very nice. The suction is replaced by the smooth edges of teeth, distinctly felt as they drag over the flesh. There is the slide of wet lips and then the clink of teeth on metal. Ever so lightly, Caleb tugs at the star pendant that dangles from the softest part of his lobe.

    “Hahhh—” Essek gapes, staring up at the wooden ceiling as he feels gravity flip deep within his belly. He blinks and wets his lips before he can speak again. “Light above. What are you doing to me?

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    25 Jun 2026