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• Don't waste the meat. by Smashing_Avocadough

  Fandoms: Hannibal (TV), Polar (2019), Blood and Chocolate (2007), Charlie Countryman (2013)  

  • Explicit
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • F/M, M/M, Other
  • Work in Progress

  25 Jun 2019

  Tags

  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • Will Graham/Hannibal Lecter
  • Aiden/Vivian Gandillon
  • Hannibal Lecter
  • Will Graham
  • Duncan Vizla | Black Kaiser
  • Aiden (Blood and Chocolate)
  • Vivian Gandillon
  • Nigel (Charlie Countryman)
  • slight crack
  • Cannibalism
  • duh - Freeform
  • Doppelganger
  • Gay
  • Platonic Relationships
  • mutual tolerance
  • because wasting food is worse than killing (when the intended process of killing is to make food)
  • 2AM - Freeform
  • I have a cold
  • and this fic has been in my head since the hell that was my dissertation writing
  • okay?
  • humans are meat
  • Heterosexuality
  • fun shit
  • Swearing
  • Fucked Up
  • Post-Fall (Hannibal)
  • Wendigo!Hannibal - Freeform
  • Wendigo!Will
  • DoneWithThisShit!Duncan
  • DoneWithThisShit!Author
  • Murder
  • Murder Husbands
  • No Smut
  • I don't want this to be porn
  • Just a fanfic with a crackish plot
  • only explicit content in this will be gore shit
  • irregular chapter release
  • methinks
  • hopefully not.
  • i don't know how to tag
  • okay lots of crack
  • dry/dark humour

  Summary

  Duncan cannot seem to be able to retire in peace, and new doppelgangers seem to be popping up around every corner. For some reason, he grows used to them tagging along and bringing more complications into his life. Somehow.

  More characters will arrive, I do have a plot idea, but it mainly is from a stupid crack idea I got. Will try to update this at some point. Maybe. Hopefully? I want to see where this goes. There will probably be some side stories as well, when I get around to it. I already have ideas.

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  543

  Chapters:

  1/?

  Comments:

  1

  Kudos:

  14

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• The stowaway. by Smashing_Avocadough

  Fandoms: Doctor Who (2005)  

  • General Audiences
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • No category
  • Work in Progress

  12 May 2019

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • The Doctor's TARDIS
  • OC - Character
  • Ninth Doctor
  • Tenth Doctor
  • Rose Tyler | Bad Wolf
  • Mickey Smith
  • Ricky Smith
  • Non-Sexual
  • Aromantic
  • Friendship
  • wordless fren
  • Cute
  • wholesome shit
  • dream - Freeform
  • Escapism
  • Homelessness
  • Safety
  • Home
  • home is where the heart of the universe is
  • aka Tardis-chan
  • must protecc tiny hooman fren
  • oblivious doctor
  • ten - Freeform
  • Maybe Eleven
  • and twelve and thirteen as well in the future
  • starts around Nine's regeneration into Ten
  • Rose Feels
  • will go through the episodes one by one if I continue this fic
  • precious innocent hooman bean
  • caring TARDIS
  • Parent figure TARDIS
  • will probs follow the canon
  • possible problems with episodes to come
  • because seriously
  • Moffat and Gatiss do NOT understand continuity
  • fight me
  • Belonging
  • Love
  • OC wants to protect TARDIS
  • TARDIS loves it

  Summary

  Starts during the whole BAD WOLF debacle.

  Rose left the Tardis wide open and unattended when the Ninth Doctor sent her back to her London to protect her from the Daleks.
  What if a young homeless girl had found her way inside and the TARDIS had decided to secretely adopt and steal this stray human too?

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  1,039

  Chapters:

  1/?

  Comments:

  3

  Kudos:

  10

  Bookmarks:

  1

  Hits:

  144