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    Melanie takes a deep breath and decides that she is going to be a normal person about this. She’s not a total bloody basket case. She is completely capable of making small talk with a vaguely creepy stranger in a bar without flipping her lid. "What kind of music do you play?"

    He laughs again, like she’s making a joke. "You've heard it."

    Melanie deliberately unclenches her jaw. "...no. I haven't."

    He leans in closer, like he's sharing a secret. He smells like iron. "You're hearing it right now."

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    04 Aug 2026

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    It becomes a routine. Sharing scraps and slim pickings, pacing and gnawing old bones, acts of mutual cannibalism. Daisy feeds on the street and brings Jon her carrion. Jon lets Daisy shove him against a wall and bite him bloody, inhale his fear until he's ashen and shivering, and gets an erection every single time. They don't talk about it.

    Then, one day, they do.

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    04 Aug 2026

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    "You can literally hear inside me when you focus, bud. Has observing the action of my gallbladder in HD made you think less of me as a person, or humanity as a whole?"

    [Yes,] Rocky says without hesitation, which makes Grace choke on a laugh. He amends, […at first. Then I get used to. Kind of cute now. Humans need infinity liquids to do basic process, always new mucus…]

    "I bet I'm gonna find your ultra-high-temp organs super cute too," Grace offers with an irrepressible grin, "and actually, okay, this strikes me as a morale problem. You're getting too down on yourself. I promise you there is nothing I could find rearranging your—" Nope. "—digging around in there that would shame the entire Eridian race."

    [No way for you to know this,] Rocky says flatly.

    "There definitely is, because I'm gonna shame the entire human race first."

    This is how they spend the next three days on the glove box addition while Mary reads to them from the unreleased 2021 NEISS report, filtered by incidents requiring extraction of foreign objects from the 'lower trunk' or 'pubic region'.

    (or, Rocky eats something inedible. Grace helps. They both get Really Weird About It.)

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    10 Jul 2026

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    I can't stop drawing grocky porn!!!
    you can find my other art (including sfw) on tumblr @howling-wizard2

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    06 Jul 2026

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    Grace and Rocky survived the trip to Erid. Now, all Grace has to do is live on a planet meant to kill him, charm his best friend's mate, and figure out why all these Eridians keep giving him rocks. Easy right? As long as he doesn't die of scurvy, first.

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    06 Jul 2026