SireneSnow
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“What I was saying is that I believe the G-spot orgasm is a lie. It’s a myth. Something told to teenage girls to entice them into having sex so they’ll lose their virginities in so-so fashion in the back of a car only to be left a few weeks later by some loser looking to repopulate the penguins in Antarctica and —” She trailed off as Eloise started to poke her in the ribs and Daphne mumbled “Girrrrrl” into her drink quietly.
Colin’s brain felt fuzzy as he absorbed her words. He knew she was referencing her terrible ex-boyfriend Alfred. But now he knew that fucker took her virginity and did a terrible job and what was he supposed to do with that information? File it away, probably, so that he could unpack it at 3:00 in the morning on a random Tuesday.
At twenty-seven years old, he’d had his share of sexual experiences. None of it had been particularly mind-blowing, and as he thought harder, he couldn’t actually remember a partner getting off entirely in that way. Or had they? Why was he suddenly not sure?
Was it actually possible that Penelope was right?
No, that couldn’t be true.
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Let's have some *platonic* orgasms, like besties do ✌️
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23 Aug 2026
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knock on wood by Kaitlin_With_a_K for SamHandwich
Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn
19 Aug 2026
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“Pen!” he shouted, eyes wide. “I — um, I got locked out of my flat.” He gestured uselessly at the closed door behind him.
“I heard you cursing out here pretty bad, so I thought I’d investigate,” she said at the same time.
They were silent for a few seconds, just staring at each other.
“You wanna come in?” Pen asked.
“Yeah, I’d really appreciate that,” Colin agreed.
She stepped away from her open door, gesturing inside.
Colin put a hand on the towel knot, swallowing down his embarrassment and walked through her door, nodding his head resolutely.
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OR Colin and Pen are neighbors and Colin gets locked out of his flat in just a towel.
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21 Aug 2026
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“May I ask you something?” she asks. He nods, seeming to sense the seriousness of her tone. “Why did you marry me? ”
Colin is startled by the question. That much Penelope knows, even though she does not know how he is going to answer it.
Or, Colin and Penelope talk after the Butterfly Ball.
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07 Aug 2026
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“Penelope!” he calls, shucking his overcoat at the door. He considers for a moment keeping it on, knowing how Penelope likes the figure he cuts in the flowing brown coat, but he cannot abide having any more fabric than strictly necessary between them when he finds her. “Pen!”
“Sir!” comes Rae’s voice as she appears from the doorway across from the stairs. “Sir, thank goodness. We were worried when you did not return home as scheduled.”
“Apologies, Rae,” he says to her, smiling as politely as he can manage. “The roads were washed out. Where is Mrs. Bridgerton?”
“She is in her room, sir,” she starts.
“Excellent,” he interrupts again. “Please see that no one disturbs Mrs. Bridgerton or myself.”
“Sir, wait—”
“Thank you, Rae.” He is already halfway up the stairs, unable to really think or hear properly in his lustful madness. If he had, he would have heard the worry and urgency in his wife’s faithful lady’s maid’s voice. As it is, he keeps going up the stairs, two at a time.
“Sir!” Rae practically shouts from the bottom of the stairs. “Sir. Wait.”///
Penelope is hurt in an accident. Colin takes care of her.
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07 Aug 2026
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Nightmares and Sweet Dreams by Fifi2930 for NLovett
Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn
30 Jul 2024
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Colin is still reeling from Pen's pregnancy reveal when a familiar guilt begins causing him nightmares. Angsty fluff/smut.
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04 Aug 2026