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Stan had lived through his life in a relatively normal way (that is of course if you don't count all the events that had occurred in his life as a consequence of living in South park.) be a kid, have fun, do stupid shit with your friends, then you grow up and you suddenly realize everything is different. He refused to acknowledge it, but everything had changed drastically in the last few years. (or stan is depressed and its winter and waaahhh)
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01 Apr 2025
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stan's spiraling and confirms with kyle where they stand with each other.
it's not in stan's favor, and he feels empty.
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- Part 15 of Song Inspired
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15 Mar 2025
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He knows this place isn’t meant for him. She wonders why he never asked.
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17 Feb 2025
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The world changes, then changes again when the four boys divorce from each other's lives.
Thinking optimistically, at least Kyle no longer had to hang out with Cartman. But he would sacrifice his sanity and dive headfirst into the old days if it meant getting one more day with Stan.
He would never let himself admit that in the light of day. But sometimes it seems the only way to get there is procrastinating life, getting in drunken fights, yelling at therapy trees and fisting (in a totally not gay way).
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15 Feb 2025
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Shelley pulled her cauldron out from under her bed, still sticky with residue from last Halloween's experiments. She'd been saving it for something important, and this definitely qualified. The sounds of her parents arguing continued to drift up through the floorboards as she flipped through her spellbook, past "How to Turn Your Brother into a Toad" (tempting, but not today) and "Straight Teeth Spell" (she was pretty sure that one had backfired based on her last visit to the orthodontist).
"Here it is," she muttered, finding the page she'd carefully crafted last week. - 'Supreme Divorce Spell'.
"Stupid dad," she grumbled, tossing the ingredients into the pot. "Always with his stupid weed... 'Tegridy this' and 'Tegridy that.'" She put on a mocking version of Randy's voice. "'Hey Sharon, I turned our savings into Tegridy NFTs!' 'Hey kids, I threw out all your shirts for new Tegridy Farms one! You'll be free advertisements to the youth!'"
OR: My attempt at writing a canon-age fic with the goal to get Stan finally back at the goddamn bus stop.
Cartman starts a business with Butters' help, and Kenny 'helps' along the way. Stan and Kyle try to keep each other sane throughout it all.Bookmarked by SaltyKrisp
12 Feb 2025