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    Theresa had survived twenty-six years in a world of capes and catastrophes by staying far, far away from it all. Unfortunately, five-shot Theresa didn't care so much about her anonymity (or her dignity). Now she's got a headache, a wedding ring, and one very high-profile problem on her hands.

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    How to Ruin Your Carefully Constructed Life in Five Shots or Less

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    03 Apr 2026

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    This is part of an ongoing challenge and will be revealed soon!

    03 Apr 2026

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    Remembrance of the Shadow, Gwyneth, hewn into the Scadutree.

    Much as Godwyn became the scion of the Golden Lineage, so too did the eldest daughter of Queen Marika carry a curse wrought of the original sin. Gwyneth was the sole Empyrean of Godfrey’s line, but the darkness within her flesh and the visions born of her connection to the Scadutree drove her mother to imprison her within the Land of Shadow. And yet, she who saw the fragility of Order, who grieved the plight of those rejected and abandoned by the grace of gold, still fought endlessly to avert the fate imposed upon her kin and the Lands Between.

    After all, wherever shadows are cast, there is also light.

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    A daughter is born of the union between Marika and Godfrey, an Empyrean with memories of a past life and of the future to come.

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    11 Jan 2026

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    [ Just win the war and save the Galaxy, I thought wryly as I walked off. How hard could it be? ]

    Days after the First Battle of Geonosis, a nerd from another reality finds that she's woken up in a galaxy far, far away. Can she save the Confederacy of Independent Systems from itself, or will fate conspire against her?

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    03 Dec 2025

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    War rages across the entire breadth of the galaxy, consuming entire star systems in its fiery inferno.

    Legions of Clone troopers, led by Jedi Generals and Commanders, fight against seemingly endless waves of battle droids created by the Confederacy of Independant Systems, led by the mostly mechanical General Grievous, and the former Jedi Master known as Count Dooku.

    Within the halls of the Galactic Senate on Coruscant, Darth Sidious, better known by his public alter-ego Supreme Chancellor Sheev Palpatine, plans for the birth of his new Galactic Empire, out of the ashes of the Republic.

    And here I come in, in the middle of quite literally everything, dropped into the body of a prototype Super Tactical Droid, and surrounded by incompetent fools in military uniforms, badly programed battle droids, and Sith plans for galactic domination.

    Hopefully, with the aid of my tactical superiority, I can build up a resistance to the Sith's plans, throw canon under the bus, and keep the major players focused on each other. Because I have no inclination to be sliced in half by some teenage monk with a laser sword.
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    Crossposted from Spacebattles

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    01 Dec 2025

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