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A bad bet at London's most popular magical casino leads to an indecent proposal.
Hermione Granger has a choice: Spend one night with Draco Malfoy, or lose her boyfriend Ron Weasley's childhood home forever.
Will she accidentally lose her heart in the process, against all odds?
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Draco Malfoy has always been a glutton for punishment, but he never imagined it could be quite this rewarding.
Dragged into a bar on the night Hermione Granger is running her charity confessional, he watches her dish out judgement to witches and wizards with a cutting remark, a splashed drink, and a hard slap. It should be entertaining from a safe distance — except Draco's never been particularly good at maintaining safe distances where Granger is concerned. To Theo's great disappointment, soon he's on stage confessing while she delivers exactly the kind of humiliation he's been craving since third year.
What he doesn't expect is to end up in a dank alley with her, discovering his years of tragic pining haven't gone quite as unnoticed as he'd thought.
Some punishments, it seems, are better administered in private.
He was losing control. He didn’t care.
“Slap me,” he rasped, his gaze locked on hers, grey eyes blown wide. The words tumbled from his mouth, his voice ragged and wrecked with desperation. “Again. Like on stage.”
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We Should Fuck (& Maybe More): An Empirical Study by CrystalMyst
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
08 May 2026
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Draco stared at the screen. Or, more accurately, the words on the screen. His face lax and unreadable, he looked from Hermione back to where the title glowed in clean black letters.
Why We Should Fuck (& Maybe More): An Empirical Study
He looked at her like she’d grown another head, or a tail, or declared she was in love with the elderly and deaf Ministry archivist, Agnes Brocklehurst. He looked pained, but somehow managed to keep his tone light and casual. “So, what’s all this then?”
“What does it look like? I have a proposal to discuss.”
“With that title?”
“Yes.”
“And this is the personal project you wanted to discuss with… me. I am… one of the ‘we’?”
“Well, I wasn’t planning to present it to McLaggen.”
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Hermione gets tired of waiting, and makes a slide deck to convince Draco that he wants her.
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we don't pray for love, we just pray for cars by b_lovedhunter
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
17 Feb 2025
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Draco more than anything after the war wanted to be left alone. Draco wanted to be a passive observer in his own life. He wanted to watch his friends experience their stupid issues.
He thought he could pull it off.
Then Granger happened to him and hadn’t she always?
or, Hermione Granger is a badass bitch and Draco Malfoy is just along for the ride. Featuring car chases, wandlore, book clubs that aren't really book clubs, a Miata, bad driving, and a hopelessly, pathetically in love boy.
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I'm Never Lonely When I'm With You by PacificRimbaud
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
02 Dec 2021
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"I won’t take the room." She shakes her head emphatically. "Living with you is totally out of the question."
"Obviously."
“But if I did—"
His brow furrows. "Would you?"
