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Hoodwinked by Morg47
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
28 Mar 2025
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“The trick,” Bofur declared to the crowd, “is quite simple! These are magic handcuffs! They’ll only come off if Mister Bilbo and Mister Thorin want them to! Otherwise, they’ll be stuck together forever!”
“Forever?” Several of the children asked.
“Forever!” Bofur declared.
The kids gasped.
Bofur, to make everything more theatric, placed a handkerchief over the handcuffs in a way that covered Bilbo and Thorin’s wrists and hands as well. Then he said some magic words, which were really just gibberish, and pulled the handkerchief away dramatically.
Bilbo winced as he pulled a bit and nothing happened. He blinked a few times before he turned to look at his still-cuffed wrist. He tugged again before he looked up into Thorin’s heavy gaze. Then he cleared his throat and turned to Bofur. “Are you sure you did this right? Maybe you should try again.”
Bofur grinned as he nodded. “All right, all right. One more try.”
They went through the entire process again only to have the same outcome.
Or the one where Bilbo takes Frodo to a birthday party but ends up staying to help out and gets a lot more than cake.
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All Mimsy Were the Borogroves by MoonWitch96
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin
25 May 2026
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Melara Hetherspoon, or well, Melara Lannister, is Mad. But well, you would be too if you had the power of time-loops and memories of another life kicking it in your head.
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- Part 6 of Musings In A Song
- Part 1 of Go on till you come to the end: Then Stop.
- Part 6 of The Redhead Conspiracy
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Who did I piss off to end up as The Black Queen? by kurenohikari
Fandoms: House of the Dragon (TV), Game of Thrones (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin
31 Dec 2025
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"Is this some kind of joke?" I whispered in shock, my voice trembling as I stared at the reflection in the ornate mirror before me. Well, her mirror. The polished silver showed a face I knew all too well—just not my own. Pale skin, a cascade of silver-gold hair, and violet eyes that could only belong to one person.
"Who the hell did I piss off to become her? The Black Queen?" My words were almost a growl as I gripped the edges of the vanity, the cold metal biting into my fingers.
That's right. One moment, I was just me, heading home after another long day, and the next... a car came out of nowhere. I don’t even remember the impact, not really. It was too fast. No flashes of light, no angelic choirs—just darkness. And then I was here.
The next thing I knew, a maid was shaking me awake, her voice trembling with reverence as she called me Princess Rhaenyra.
Yeah. That Rhaenyra. The Black Queen herself. The one and only Maegor with tits.
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- Part 3 of I am Team Black, are you even surprised?
- Part 1 of Who did I piss off?
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Dazai’s vision was assaulted with fiery hair, ocean eyes, fair skin… The man wore scrubs with little paw prints on them and Dazai felt his mouth dry up.
Why he had that reaction, he would ponder on later during one of his sleepless nights because Dazai had never been one for experiencing emotions, and at the moment that weird organ in his chest was fluttering-
Perhaps this man was so hideous that Dazai had gone into cardiac arrest.
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Dazai was introduced to two very important figures in his life that night, One being the dog he nearly ran over, and the other being the fiery redheaded veterinarian who coddled said dog
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- Part 17 of All hail our lord and savior Chuuya Nakahara