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Every weekend, Hermione Granger reads Draco Malfoy the Missed Connections section of the Sunday newspaper. This weekend, she notices that one of the blurbs sounds startlingly familiar.
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27 Feb 2026
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When the Ministry of Magic and T.R.O.L.L. strike a brand new alliance, Minister for Magic Hermione Granger finds herself leading by example - with the wizarding world's most dedicated new employee now in charge of her personal protection.
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- Part 2 of Fests, Challenges, and Other Fun
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12 Nov 2025
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She started her day hoping to apprehend a criminal, and now, well now, she’s feeling slightly dumbfounded by the way this tableau of domesticity is affecting her.
There is so much she is actively trying to process; she doesn’t realize she’s stepped too far out into the road. She’s nearly in the middle of it, watching Draco Malfoy embrace his son.
He puts the boy down, noticing her presence in the street.
“Hello, Granger.”
All she can say back is, “Hello.”
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Hermione Granger is the Head Unspeakable for the Department of Mysteries. While investigating the disappearance of a priceless artefact she encounters her prime suspect: Draco Malfoy.
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22 Oct 2025
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On Wednesday, October 15th, at exactly twelve minutes past seven in the evening, Hermione Granger died.
On that same Wednesday, October 15th, at exactly twelve minutes past seven in the evening, Theodore Nott was pronounced dead after being discovered on the floor of his potions shop.
Two minutes later, at fourteen minutes past seven, the diagnostic above Hermione Granger’s head detected a heartbeat, while the one above Theodore Nott remained silent.
So why, when she opened her eyes, did she find him glaring at her? How was she going to get rid of him? And, most curiously of all, how did Draco Malfoy become the only person she trusted to help her figure it out?
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27 Sep 2025
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The Proposal by augustaoctavia for Pensieve_Podfics
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
09 Apr 2026
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Upon learning about an upcoming couples-only work retreat, Hermione Granger happily announces to her rival coworker and the Minister of Magic that she is engaged to be married.
Unfortunately, Hermione is *not* engaged. In fact, she is incredibly and painfully single. Recklessly, Hermione doubles down on the lie and decides to hire someone to pretend to be her fiancé for the next three months.
Enter Draco Malfoy—a man more perfect for the role than she could have ever anticipated.
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25 Sep 2025