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   Pissed at Your Dad at Thanksgiving? Try This Neat Trick... by redtailedhawk90, Saluvril for SweetPollyOliver

   Fandoms: Beetlejuice - Perfect/Brown & King  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/M
   • Complete Work

   12 Feb 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Beetlejuice/Lydia Deetz
   • mentioned charles deetz/delia deetz
   • mentioned adam maitland/barbara maitland
   • Beetlejuice (Beetlejuice)
   • Lydia Deetz
   • Delia Deetz
   • Charles Deetz
   • Background Maitlands
   • Background Deans
   • Alternate Universe - Human
   • Human Beetlejuice (Beetlejuice)
   • Beetlejuice is Called Lawrence (Beetlejuice)
   • Fake/Pretend Relationship
   • Thanksgiving Dinner
   • Thanksgiving
   • Romantic Comedy
   • Idiots to Idiots
   • Masturbation
   • Literal Sleeping Together
   • there was NOT only one bed
   • Lydia Deetz Is Just A Freak
   • Pervert Lydia Deetz
   • Other Additional Tags to Be Added
   • Meeting the Parents
   • Adult Lydia Deetz
   • Strangers to Lovers
   • Road Trip
   • Mental Health Issues
   • Bisexual Lydia Deetz
   • Bisexual Beetlejuice (Beetlejuice)
   • Older Man/Younger Woman
   • Abusive Parents
   • Implied/Referenced Alcohol Abuse/Alcoholism
   • Smoking
   • Hand Jobs
   • Vaginal Fingering
   • fake sex turned into real sex
   • delia deetz has lived a life
   • fake dating to real dating

   Summary

   The last thing Lydia wants is to go home for a miserable, painful Thanksgiving with her dad and stepmom. What better way to rebel than to bring home a creepy thirty-something dropout and have him pretend to be her boyfriend? Surely this is a great idea that won't end poorly at all.

   Language:

   English

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   22,314

   Chapters:

   10/10

   Comments:

   173

   Kudos:

   109

   Bookmarks:

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   Bookmarked by Kalorran

   24 Feb 2026