IDontGiveMuchShit_ImConstipated
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Possession of a Red Light (I'm runnin' in my sleep tonight) by IDontGiveMuchShit_ImConstipated
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
16 May 2026
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He already had one feral brother; he might as well have two.
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Wei Ying, Meng Yao, and Xue Yang find each other as children and decide the best way to survive a world hell bent on crushing them is to fight back– with teeth, knives, and a frankly alarming body count. Survival, after all, is built one murder at a time.
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Green Eyes by Anonymous
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
08 May 2025
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Nothing goes the way the Fates intended. When Percy gets expelled (again), he doesn’t go to Yancy Academy. Instead he ends up at Privet Drive, England, where he meets a boy with a lightning bolt scar, broken glasses, and the curious ability to talk to snakes:
“I know. I’m a freak,” the boy muttered.
Percy stood there, not understanding the problem. Yeah talking to a snake was kinda freaky, but on the spectrum from cool to freaky it was definitely more on the cool side.
“If it helps, I can talk to fish.”
The boy frowned skeptically. “No you can’t.”
“What, you can talk to snakes but I can’t talk to fish?”
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23 Jun 2026
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because you're worth it by cherrywhiskey
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
18 Mar 2026
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Lan Pharmaceuticals, a century-old legacy pharma empire that ventured into luxury skincare some 20 years ago finally launches its first ever accessible line and watches it spectacularly TANK.
Enter market specialist Wei Wuxian, who is just what they need, who can rescue a brand even from the depths of hell; and who, quite inconveniently, also happens to be their head of IT and younger heir's ex from college.
OR: an epistolary account of the near-impossible salvation of Lan Pharmaceuticals' first ever mass-market skincare brand, told entirely through internal communications
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22 Jun 2026
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WangXian Parental Defense Squad Go! by TriviasFolly
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon)
10 Feb 2026
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Wei Ying was no stranger to the principal's office, though it was a first to be called for Lan Yuan's actions.
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22 Jun 2026
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On the train platform, Harry suffered a hug from Remus, a hair ruffle from Sirius, and a "don't do anything I wouldn't do" from his mother, and then he ran for the brick wall, cart rattling before him. The snowy owl they'd gotten him hooted softly in protest. Harry had named her Ororo after the Muggle comic books his mother had introduced him to. Lily took Harry to the comic store every time he sat through a whole visit with his aunt, uncle, and cousin and didn't kick anybody unless they kicked him first.
Bill tried to wipe some dirt off a dodging Ron's nose. Ginny complained loudly about being left behind. Fred and George ran off to see Lee Jordan's spider. People watched the Weasleys from all directions--they were hard to miss--and Ron's shoulders slowly rose up and up to his reddening ears. He missed the big empty orchards behind the Burrow already.
Ron was one of the last people on the train. He slid past staring eyes and finally stepped himself into an almost unoccupied compartment-- there was just one small boy tucked in there. He had messy dark hair, slightly askew round glasses, and a comic book held up in front of his nose.
"Is it okay if I sit here?" said Ron. "Everywhere else is full."
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- Part 9 of boy with a scar
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17 Jun 2026
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the heir of something or other by dirgewithoutmusic for xiaoguban
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
13 Jul 2015
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When kids in the Slytherin Common Room tossed jeers at the pudgy feet of Millicent Bulstrode, Harry rose up to do something about it. This Harry, now one of Snape’s own, got fewer House points lost but many more detentions– it had never been the colors on his hem that Severus hated.
This was not wishing Harry an easy path. This was not wishing the boy a warm House. This was Harry, three weeks in, sleep deprived and considering running away and going back to Privet Drive. This was Harry in the back of Potions class, blank-faced under Snape’s disdain the way he’d perfected under the Dursleys’s torments.
When Quirrell shouted “troll in the dungeons, thought you ought to know,” and Harry overheard that there was a girl in the bathroom crying, he still ran off to make sure she got out okay. He hesitated first, at the back of the little pack of Slytherin first years (at the back so that no one could get behind him)– he hesitated.
And Millicent Bulstrode, who could never quite keep her tummy tucked in enough, could never brush all the cat hair off her robes, never quite keep her temper in check, hesitated, too.
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- Part 5 of boy with a scar
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17 Jun 2026