HelloMyNameIsAlias
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It starts on a Wednesday morning which, as far as Randy can tell, has absolutely nothing special going for it. He just wakes up at half past six, drives across town to his stupid pays-the-bills morning job, and discovers that the coffee machine is bleeding.
(AKA, the coffee shop AU where Randy goes insane trying to prove that his coworkers are killing people and stuffing them through the coffee mill)
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can't! buy! my! love! by the-night-gods-moon (HelloMyNameIsAlias)
Fandoms: SK8 the Infinity (Anime)
30 Sep 2025
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Langa Hasegawa needs to get a job, but no one is hiring. What’s a guy to do? Well, put up fliers all over town advertising his services as a jack-of-all-trades handyman, of course! Quick, affordable, and reliable, there’s no job he won’t do! Surely this is a plan that can’t go wrong.
This is (not) a story about skateboards.
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Your name is Brian Moser. You are only seven years old, and for the past two days you have been bathing in blood. You're scared, and the only thing you want more than your mom's reassurance that everything is going to be okay is a glass of water for your little brother. But I'm here to help. Do exactly as I say, and things will start to go our way, my friend.
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A couple of deleted/extra context scenes from Branching Paths.
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- Part 5 of Branching Paths
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The whims of chance control us all, and the only thing any of us can do is make the decision, over and over again every single day, to do what is right, no matter how the winds may blow or the sun may shine.
The time has come. The danse macabre begins.
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- Part 4 of Branching Paths
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An alternate universe retelling of TUE.
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Encore by daylights-nightlights (HelloMyNameIsAlias), lonely-gotham-streetlamp (HelloMyNameIsAlias)
Fandom Batman Beyond, DC Animated Universe (Timmverse), Original Work, Teen Titans (Animated Series)
11 Dec 2024
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the vanishing of danny fenton by daylights-nightlights (HelloMyNameIsAlias)
Fandom Danny Phantom
31 Oct 2021
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Ahsoka Displaced by roasted-frog-legs (HelloMyNameIsAlias)
Fandom Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Legends: Jedi Apprentice Series - Jude Watson & Dave Wolverton, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, Star Wars: Rebels, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
26 Feb 2021
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Always in motion, the future is, and sometimes in motion, the past is, when a realm outside of time one wanders.
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There are some great quick-and-dirty guides to HTML on A03. This is not one of them - it is a comprehensive guide
It's now 2025, a decade later. A03 supports some new HTML and and we're all walking around reading fic on supercomputers that fit in a jean pocket. It was time to update.
The previous three chapters have been divided into smaller concepts. Each tag continues to have - at a minimum - a link to the w3schools page about it (so you can learn more), a code example, and the result of the code example. Most tags have their attributes, things like [src] or [title], listed and examples of how using the attributes modify the tags.
There's a chapter on Bad Ideas, including how some of the archive's default CSS is available to you to format your work (users can't turn that off by hiding a workskin!)
Oh. And I added a bunny army. You could learn how to add one too.
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- Part 19 of AO3 Work Skins/Tutorials
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Bookmarked by HelloMyNameIsAlias
13 Sep 2026
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oh, my talking bird by Edgebug
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
12 Sep 2026
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"Well," Grace says, reading over the monitor with Mary's full report, "everything looks good. I'm as healthy as a horse. A healthy horse," he adds, getting ahead of Rocky's inevitable logical objection to the phrase.
"Mm," Rocky hums, "no, Grace not as tall as horse. Hair is shorter, also."
"Are those--" Grace plants his hands on his hips. "Are those the main differences you see between me and a horse?"
(In which Grace has multiple crises, breaks his foot, gets his brain microwaved, learns to hate cherry tomatoes, and becomes a celebrity--not necessarily in that order)
Bookmarked by roll-em-disco (HelloMyNameIsAlias)
12 Sep 2026
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Weird xenophile sex stuff by wavezies
Fandom Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types
20 Aug 2026
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Bookmarked by roll-em-disco (HelloMyNameIsAlias)
11 Sep 2026
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you're always looking at a different beach by thingswithwings
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026)
31 Aug 2026
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Grace had joked, occasionally, that they were a liquid and I was a solid, two completely different states of matter; it was a joke because it was an exaggeration, an overstatement. In reality, Grace had bones and teeth, and I had blood and steam, but we both enjoyed the pretense that we were more different than we were. It reminded us that our new friendship was something rare, something strange and special. Grace called themself a blob and called me a hunk of granite (a great insult that I was saving to use again on Erid), or they called themself a water balloon and called me a little mountain, or themself a puddle and me a pile of rocks: and they tilted at me, the human mouth tilt they called a smile, and that tilt always made me think again, lovingly, about the enormous odds against us ever having met.
Stone and water, water and stone. That comparison, even as a joke, never failed to ring a bell deep inside of me. Because I would think about erosion, about the long slow beat of water against rock, and I would think about how the rock was always, in the end, consumed.
Bookmarked by roll-em-disco (HelloMyNameIsAlias)
11 Sep 2026
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please ask my name by sh0rtwave (ac0lyte)
Fandoms: Drive (2011), Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types
09 Jul 2026
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Blue-eyes across the street was an innocent. What he was doing biking through this part of town this late at night, Driver couldn't know, but the look on his face made it clear that he had never been party to this kind of violence before. Not so close, anyway, not within screaming distance. He was scrawny, taller than Driver but easily subduable. And he was trembling.
In other words, he wasn't the kind of man that deserved what was coming to him. Most likely he deserved the opposite.
Or: Driver commits a crime, and Grace is the only witness. Driver gives chase.
Bookmarked by roll-em-disco (HelloMyNameIsAlias)
30 Aug 2026