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Contained, Quiet, Controlled by SarcasmSociety
Fandoms: DCU, DC Extended Universe, DCU (Comics), Batman - All Media Types
17 Apr 2026
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The toxin was supposed to make people afraid.
It doesn’t work on Tim Drake.
Instead, it lets something else take the wheel.Bookmarked by Cryptid_demon
12 May 2026
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it's a bad idea, right? by you-cant-spell-subtext-without (ayreisha)
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
28 Feb 2026
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Shane rolls his eyes as if he’s not absolutely going to Face Time Ilya the moment he gets to his Montreal apartment door.
He maybe also decides not to delete this photo of Ilya’s perfect abs drizzled in come to the point that they’re dripping like the ridges of a fresh-from-the-oven cinnamon roll - quite as soon as he should.
For Science.
Then he opens his browser and types in the words ‘sexting coaching’ into the Google search bar.
The first few hits are blurred out video reels Shane’s too terrified to open in public at the airport.
But finally he sees something promising on Craigslist.com.
'Johnny Big Bravo, Professor of Sextuality. Virtual coaching for reasonable fee. Serious inquiries only - email [email protected] with a summary of your sexting needs and I will send you a quote'
Normally Shane wouldn’t do something this reckless, stupid, and impulsive.
But this is the Year of Yes.
And also the year Shane takes the concept of sexting and Hollanders the fuck out of that shit. He’s going to become an expert.
A sextpert, even. A sext champion. Point is, he’s going to kick Rozanov’s ass.
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- Part 6 of Textual Healing
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07 Mar 2026
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ROGERS: An American Musical by HopeNight
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), Captain America - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Hamilton - Miranda
03 Sep 2016
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In the MCU, instead of picking up a biography of Alexander Hamilton, Lin-Manuel Miranda picks up a biography of Steve Rogers. This changes things. While the world goes insane for the musical, Steve and the man who believes himself to be Bucky Barnes find their own ways to take control of their narratives.
So here's the real question: How does a half-dead orphan born in the middle of a forgotten spot in the tenements of New York without a father and raised by a single mother grow up to be the first and only super soldier?
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23 Feb 2026
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'Alone this Yuletide? Irritated with prying and nosey family members?
I am an out of work blacksmith currently trying to make my way by any means necessary that does not involve my resorting to thievery (prisons are most uncomfortable, I've unfortunate first hand experience). However, if you would like me to be your strictly platonic companion for any social function, but have me pretend that we are in a serious courtship, so as to torment your family and ward off unwanted suitors then I am more than obliging...'
After becoming increasingly irritated by overtures of romance from various Shire residents following the death of his mother four years ago, Bilbo is more than ready to resort to desperate measures. That is, up to and including pretending to be in a serious relationship with a certain surly blacksmith currently inhabiting the Bindbale Woods.
It's a good idea after all; all they have to do is pretend to be in love over the Yuletide period and Bilbo's family and suitors will surely leave him alone after that. It's perfect! And nothing can possibly go wrong, right? Certainly nothing as preposterous as falling for one another for real...
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07 Dec 2025
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when the halls shake (a hobbit will fall) by thequestionisalwaysmangos
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types
02 Dec 2024
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Nori’s been noticing some unusual noises in one of the Halls of Mahal and decides to keep an eye on them.
Turns out, he had nothing to worry about; it was just his dear friend Bilbo coming to shake things up a bit.
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- Part 1 of unrelated hobbit/lotr one-shots
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22 Nov 2025