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    In the summer after her Fourth Year and the death of Cedric Diggory, strange things start happening to Heather. She starts dreaming up a knockout handsome Voldemort, she survives a month without sleep or food, and oh! Yeah! She kills and eats a boy.
    Strangely desensitized to the whole thing, she goes on to her horror show of a Fifth Year, finding solace in hyperfeminine clothing and taunting Draco Malfoy about his enormous crush on her while avoiding any thoughts of how wet she got every time Voldemort called her Bambi.

    Mean girl!Harry AU inspired by Jennifer's Body and with homages to Heathers (see her name), Mean Girls, Gossip Girl, and every other teenage bitch media you can think of.

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    19 May 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 17

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    A short what-if fic 🤔 where the Blue Spirit and the Painted Lady team up in Ba Sing Se. And when it all goes down in the crystal catacombs, Zuko doesn’t betray Katara.

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    16 May 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 21

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    “Just do it.”
    “Theo—”
    “I can take it, I promise. I’m a big boy, all grown up with my own trust fund and lackadaisical schedule and everything.”
    “Theo, it’s literally—"
    “I—I know it’s big, but I can,” he gulped. “I can take it. I prepped at home so you wouldn’t have to. And, and I just. I just want you to know that even if I start crying, I w-want you to keep going.”
    “Theodore—"
    “I know it’s going to hurt, but what’s a little pleasure without pain?”
    “THEODORE!”
    “Y-yes?”
    “Good gods, man. Have you no shame?”
    “I’m done.”
    “You’re—er, what?”
    “I’m finished. The immunization? I gave it five minutes ago, before you started spiraling.”

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    15 May 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 12

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    Harry winced at what he’d written. It sounded so formal. So…stiff. Theo’s writings always read in the same tone that he spoke in. It was effortless. Flirtatious. Harry wanted to channel that in this letter to him, not whatever textbook addendum he’d initially put down. He crumpled up the parchment and started again.

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    Or: Harry and Theo try their hand at writing letters, and it goes as well as can be expected.

    [A NottPott companion one shot from the 'Seven Minutes and Then Some' universe]

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    15 May 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 1

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    King Harry is grumpy but his court jester knows just how to cheer him up!

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    15 May 2026