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    "Oh!” Wei Wuxian says with a snap. “I know, you must be the big bad wolf here to gobble me up!” 

    For a split second, the stranger almost seems to flush, his sharp eyes suddenly wide as Wei Wuxian moves in even closer. 

    “Is that it?” he asks, voice going low while the stranger looks to regain his cool composure and glares at him. “Are you the beast of the Lanling Woods here to teach me a lesson?”

    In which there is a forest everyone knows not the enter and a Wei Wuxian in need of a shortcut.

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    08 Dec 2024

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    'How dare you!' Wei Wuxian raged, attempting to struggle. 'You can’t do this to me! I’m the Yiling Patriarch!'

    Except he wasn’t the Yiling Patriach right now. He was a fish. A fish that could do nothing as he was dangled painfully by his tail while the two men decided whether he should be killed, kept, or eaten!

    Suddenly, a savior in white floated into Wei Wuxian’s vision, their hand reaching out to grip the wrist of the man who was holding him upside down.

    “I will take the fish.” Their smooth baritone voice interrupted the conversation.

    'Lan Zhan!'

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    Wei Wuxian gets turned into a Koi Fish by a mysterious curse and Lan Zhan takes care of him.

    [Inspired by The Disabled Tyrant's Beloved Pet Fish]

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    17 Dec 2024

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    Jin Ling's birth is the happiest occasion of Jin Zixuan's life. But every gold spoon has some rust: Wei Wuxian has taken up residence too. However, Jin Zixuan has a fool-proof plan to get Wei Wuxian out of his life for good: he's going to find him a spouse. And he's got the perfect person in mind: Nie Mingjue.

    Lan Wangji has resigned himself to losing the love of his life without saying a word.

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    17 Jan 2025

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    “I….I….I cannot marry him.” He squeaks out in a very undignified plea to no one in particular, but if someone could swoop in and stop this madness, then that would be great, “Can’t everyone just, I don’t know, not?”

    Ever since he’d fallen out of the Cold Pond Cave with Lan Zhan earlier in the day – wrists still attached by that stupid bloody Lan headband – and everyone saw them before they could take it off things have gone from bad to worse. After the yelling and Lan Qiren’s declaration that "there’s nothing for it, you’ll have to be married", Jiang Cheng had dragged Wei Ying back to their guest dormitory to try to hide him from everyone, but with little success. The afternoon had eroded away in an endless string of cultivators coming to scold him, until Zewu-Jun had turned up to send everyone away. Letters were then written and dispatched with great haste and somehow among it all, Wei Ying is finishing off what began as a perfectly normal day with a husband.

    And no one – absolutely no one other than him – thinks it’s just back-crack bonkers. This absolutely cannot be happening, he thinks; except, according to literally everyone else, it absolutely is.

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    07 Feb 2025

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    Lan Wangji should refuse. He should. He looks back down at the mask. Beneath it is the soft creamy paper of the invitation. He could present this at the door and slip into the palace and—

    “Go see him, Wangji,” Lan Xichen says quietly, and Lan Wangji feels his resolve crumble beneath him.

    A very loose Cinderella AU, featuring Lan Wangji as Cinderella, Wei Wuxian as Prince Charming, Lan Xichen as fairy godmother, the forehead ribbon as glass slipper, and GusuLan bedtime as midnight.

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    24 Feb 2025

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