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As a final stand in a war they never stood a chance of winning, Uzumaki Naruto chooses to use a forbidden blood seal to rip through the fabric of space and time itself rather than admit defeat. He has never been good at accepting his fate, and if bending reality with his own two hands is what it takes, then that’s just what Naruto will do.
The rest of the world is just going to have to suck it up and deal with it.
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“A time travel seal,” Sakura says numbly, staring at him with wide eyes and a slack jaw once she finally comprehends the excited tirade he has just finished throwing at her.
“A time travel seal,” Naruto confirms, grinning with a mouth full of teeth, eyes manic.
Sasuke sighs, immediately giving up on trying to make sense of anything that comes out of Naruto’s mouth. “Of-fucking-course.”
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31 Jul 2023
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Killing The Joke by LtSaladmander
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types, DCU (Comics)
12 Nov 2024
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“You what?” Nancy’s shriek was truly a work of art. One Paz definitely wouldn’t go to the exhibit for, but a work of art nonetheless.
“Joker. Dead. I killed him.”
How many times was Paz going to have to go over this? This was only technically the second person, and she was already exhausted. She hadn’t even called her mother back yet. Maybe if she made cards? She could just hand them out when people inevitably asked her. No, that sounded too much like business cards for a hit-man. Well, if college didn’t work out, that was an option. Paz was a proven dead shot now. Sure, she’d definitely die immediately, but someone would probably pay her pretty well to do it.
“That is the hottest thing you’ve ever said to me,” Nancy informed her matter-of-factly.
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If you were to make a list of the entire population of Gotham, in order of most to least likely to finally kill the Joker, a random—objectively unqualified—college student wouldn’t even be on it.
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10 May 2025
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You tasted like coffee and faded lip gloss; he tasted like vodka and day-old despair.
[ Fem!Reader. Fic begins shortly before The Avengers. PWP oneshot turned drabble request series turned whatever the hell this is supposed to be. ]
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22 Jun 2023
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Statement Pieces and Golden Opportunities by IzzyMRDB
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Iron Man (Movies)
22 Jun 2026
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Penelope Margaret Parker did not like boredom.
Now, most people who somehow accidentally end up reborn as a fictional character may not find their life boring, but Penny thought that those people forgot what day-to-day life is like. So, she's bored.
Until Tony Stark crashes his way into her life roughly eight months too early by walking into her after-school retail job.
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A SI-OC into Spiderwoman who did not plan on grabbing Tony Stark's interest anytime before Civil War
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25 Mar 2025
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‘Oh, no,’ he thinks to himself, staring blankly at the unfamiliar reflection in the mirror. ‘I could have at least been someone relevant to the plot, like Gojo or Sukuna. Instead I’m a background character.’
Recognition sinks him further into despair, when it finally creeps in and he puts a name to his own face.
‘Oh, no. I’m the sexist.’
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An attempt at a SI-fic with a character not quite lucky enough to be given easy access to the main cast. Sporting a fresh case of “amnesia” and a disgustingly overpowered cursed technique to balance out his ineptitude, the casual fan who’s replaced Naoya Zen’in has enough on his plate without having to muddle through clan politics and the social repercussions of incarnating as such an utter bastard. It’s going to be really hard to save the world and not die when he’s barely involved in the original plot … and when he never even finished the damn manga.
Maybe he’s only half-lying when he says he doesn’t remember anything.
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- Part 1 of Pause, Wind it Back.
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16 Mar 2025