Braithe
Recent bookmarks
-
Tags
Summary
“It’s an alien drug. Some planet I don’t wanna talk about used it to win an intergalactic war. It is unbelievably easy to defeat people when they’re too busy having sex to notice the bombs dropping over their heads,” Hal tells you, simultaneously too close and too far away. “It’s meant to make people so concupiscent—”
“I feel like I’m dying,” you interrupt. “Would you please just say it makes you horny?”
“I wanted to get right to the point, but where’s the fun in that?”
.
You and Hal are dosed with an alien sex drug.
-
Of Phones and Ghosts by startledandconfused
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Bleach
30 Jan 2022
Tags
Summary
“Alright, but you are aware that this is a Candy Shop, right?”
“Not really, but does it matter? Just fix it. I will pay whatever it is, in money, that is. I need to get that thing to work and stop ruining my life.”
So what if he was being dramatic. It was very tiresome to have to buy one phone every other day because they always exploded, just stopped working, got transfigured accidentally, or vanished.
OR
Harry Potter is so done with his magic making all his cell phones explode, so he decides to find someone who can fix it. He was thinking of a Wizard, but that wasn't specified in the runic array. Now, he's in Japan and he thinks he's being probably experimented on.
But, oh well, if he makes the phone work, it will be fine.
-
Tags
Summary
“A relationship?” Kakashi somehow conveyed a single raised eyebrow, even with only one visible. His eye was narrowed in consideration.
“Of an… emotional and sexual nature.” She clarified, carefully controlling her blood flow to prevent her cheeks combusting with embarrassment.
“Sakura... Are you fucking my ANBU agents?”---
Sakura never intended to win their loyalty, but somewhere along the lines, ANBU decides they belonged to her anyway.
-
Tags
Summary
Tenzo's home is not inside his apartment or on a team or in a tree.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 2,354
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 35
- Kudos:
- 581
- Bookmarks:
- 85
- Hits:
- 5,616
Bookmarked by Braithe
26 Jun 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
❤️❤️❤️ the one where tenzo yamato likes to be in a cage of his own making
-
Build Up Our Magic (You'll Die Tonight) by timeflies (timefliessbye)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
10 Dec 2023
Tags
Summary
Grimmauld Place was once a small spark of magic buried deep in the earth. Then it was Black's Magic, Black's Hut, Black Cottage, Black Tower, and Black Townhouse before someone called it a "grim, old place" and the name stuck. Case in point: it had been around for centuries, and fueled by the devotion and power of generations of Blacks, it will not falter even in the face of a dead family and unsuitable heir — especially if there is a perfectly suitable master nearby.
Harry Potter survived the Killing Curse when he was a wee babe and everyone says that the fame will get to his head after a while, as if that justifies leaving him with horrible muggle relatives that work him like a house elf and treat him as poorly, if not poorer, than one. He thinks it's justified that he likes the musty yet familiar Grimmauld Place better than the sterile and stress-inducing Number Four Privet Drive. Now all he has to do is make sure he doesn't rot the curtains and keep a look out for the sentient house, lest he forget about the wards and they crumble like biscuits.
or: a Sentient Murder House™ and a Traumatized Necromantic Teenager™ bond over house maintenance and snubbing the Order.
Series
- Part 1 of The Family Jewels