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Robert's left alone in his apartment in the aftermath of the Shroud fight. Unsurprisingly, he spirals. Luckily for him, his team gives enough of a shit about him to follow up after just getting the "bitch, I lived" meme in their shared group chat.
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27 Aug 2026
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One of the worst times to have delayed-onset post-nut clarity is the moment the epidural hits. Ask Robert how he knows.
In Robert's defense, he was 21 and no one makes good decisions when they're 21. Nine months after a very enjoyable but objectively stupid one night stand, he comes face to face with the result of his decisions. And he loves her. He loves her so damn much that after coming back from a 3 month coma, 3 months of recovery, and one really unpleasant press conference announcing his retirement, he takes the first job he's offered.
Blonde Blazer's deal is definitely too good to be true, but Robert's damn good at making the best of a bad situation. This one, though, might just stretch him to his limits. Mentoring and wrangling a bunch of former villains is difficult enough on its own, but when one of those villains is the very guy who knocked Robert up almost twelve years prior, who not only remembers him, but apparently remembers him fondly enough to hit on him Day One? Yeah. Well.
Things could be worse, right?
(Spoiler Alert: They get worse.)
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26 Aug 2026
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Robert doesn’t show up to work one day, no notice. Doesn’t answer any calls or texts. Fine. He’s just being a bitch since he’s hungover.
And then he doesn’t come in the second day. Or the third. It’s only when Courtney gets sent to his apartment to check on him does the Z-Team realize something is wrong. There’s blood. Everywhere. And, strangely enough… feathers?
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24 Aug 2026
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"Daddy, it's okay if you only top," Jules says, and he's kind of shocked at how much he means it. Cock sleeves were invented for a reason, and ooh, maybe they could buy some really freaky ones, and Elliot could watch, that would be fucking awesome...
Elliot makes that grumbling little huff of frustration that's always kind of cute, his hand cupping the back of Jules's neck. "It's not... I've done it," he says, and there's something in his tone that snaps Jules right back into focus. "It's complicated," he says, and Jules can feel the tension in his body. "Julian, I need you to understand something," he says, and aw shit someone hurt him, somehow, and Jules is supposed to be trying to hate less people. "It's not about you. I just decided that I was never doing that for anyone again."
Early days in the Elliot/Jules relationship, wherein Jules finds out what a crappy 'don't call us boyfriends' Astral was, and asks if he can pretty please eat Elliot out about it.
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- Part 1 of Rub My Nose In Icing Sugar
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Chad is keeping something rather canine from Robert, but he’s more into it than either of them expect.