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Madara is on an undercover mission when Tobirama unexpectedly shows up. He thinks he handles it very well, all things considered.
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- Part 2 of Six Months Late, Without Starbucks
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Madara doesn’t need advice on how to get rid of a dead body and he would thank Tobirama to stop trying to provide any. Well, no. He would never thank Tobirama.
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- Part 1 of Six Months Late, Without Starbucks
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Exactly what it says on the lid.
Alternate title: A Moving Story about Two Boys and Their Dicks
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Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Snake by gonzoclock
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
13 Jan 2023
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What I wanted to write was a quick one-shot that explored the idea of Harry being the biological son of Voldemort, only Voldemort doesn't know he has a son and is also as evil as ever. Meanwhile, Harry is just a charismatic kid with a snake and ridiculously powerful magic.
It turned into a series rewrite.
Here's book one, I guess.
Features Harry Potter trying to keep his friends from doing crimes, a tired Remus Lupin spontaneously adopting a traumatized child with absurd magical capabilities, Severus Snape doing the bare minimum which is still somehow more than what Dumbledore is capable of, and Harry's friends' growing exasperation with Harry's terrible decision-making skills.
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Bookmarked by Alet
08 Jun 2026
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Harry potter wants only a few things, to survive this tournament. To see his friends again. To never return to the Dursleys. And 1 out of 3 isn't bad, right?
Dragged back in time by a meddling deity set on playing house, Harry will have to navigate the 1940s. All while a dark lord from the history books waged a war on the continent, Professors meddle in things that frankly aren't their business. And wannabe Dark lords with teen angst and their first crush threaten to do him in. Harry just want to save the people he loves, and that's starting to mean more that just those that only exist in the future.
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Bookmarked by Alet
08 Jun 2026
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Left off on chapter 13. General ship vibe so far is
Harry: hey Tom I know your life is pretty rough would a sugar daddy help (it’s me, I will be your daddy)?
Tom: I 🙂 will 🙂 kill 🙂 you 🙂Unusual for what I’ve seen of the genre: Tom is relatively far along in his schooling to still be violently bullied by Malfoy et al. Absolutely NOT the prince of Slytherin
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In a world where your soulmate’s name is written upon your left wrist, Tom Marvolo Riddle’s upbringing is very different. He chooses another path to immortality and greatness and embarks upon it, alone.
Then, he meets a boy named Harry Potter and his life changes, gradually at first, then seemingly all at once.
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Bookmarked by Alet
03 Apr 2026
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Tom Senior and Merope are soulmates, though he’s still repulsed by her and she still kidnaps and rapes him. It does give him a tiny bit of validity to explain why he would run off and come back without having to try to explain magic and come across looking like a lunatic, which gives him the tiniest bit of leeway to indulge his sense of duty to go and pick up Tom Jr when he’s still an infant (and possibly because the soulmate mark let him know when she died/that he could risk looking for his son without getting trapped again). He marries a neurodivergent OC who’s a delight.
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“Ah, go boil yer heads, both of yeh!” Hagrid suddenly yelled, and both Dursleys fell quiet and skittered back against the wall in fear. Hagrid turned to Effie then, face softening somewhat as he took her in. “Look at me, Effie.” She lifted her eyes to his only somewhat reluctantly. “Listen, right? What they aren’t tellin’ yeh—it’s not right, it’s not.”
Effie nodded when it became clear Hagrid wasn’t going to continue without a response from her first.
Hagrid took a deep breath, looked her right in the eyes, and said, “Effie—yer a witch.”
A moment passed, and then two. The only sound was the crackle of the fire.
She pinched her elbow.
Hagrid stayed where he was, eyes still full of kindness, revelation hanging in the air between them.
She wasn’t dreaming, was she?
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- Part 1 of Seven Cards
Bookmarked by Alet
07 Jun 2026
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There was another student here.
Tom recognized him vaguely—while transfer students were not necessarily uncommon due to the war, they were rare enough to at least make an impression. This particular transfer student was in his year, sorted into Ravenclaw after an impressively long hat stall. He looked like he might be descended from the Potter line, but he did not share the surname so his lineage was of no particular interest to Tom. Nothing about him was of particular interest to Tom, in fact, and yet here he stood, holding the book that Tom had come here to find.
It would be a good time to turn away. The Restricted Section was restricted for a reason—only books documenting extremely dangerous or extremely advanced magic were stored here.
Tom’s feet, however, suddenly felt as if they were made of lead. It wasn’t magic keeping him tied down, but something far more mysterious like curiosity or even fate. In any case, the delay was all it took for the Ravenclaw to lift his chin and meet Tom’s eyes.
This Ravenclaw, Tom realized, had eyes as blindingly green as the Killing Curse.
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Bookmarked by Alet
02 Feb 2025
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“I didn’t invite you here out of pity!” Harry suddenly exploded, throwing his hands up in the air. “I’m not trying to keep you here out of pity either! Look at who you’re talking to, Tom! Do you see my parents here? Do you see anyone that gives any kind of damn about me anywhere here? Other than the house elves, but these house elves love me out of obligation.”
“What do you want from me?” Tom asked, equally as frustrated. “I am not your friend!”
“Don’t you think I know that?” Harry asked. “Whose wand is pointed at me, Tom?”
Tom slowly lowered his wand, tension bleeding out of him as he did, because this was something he understood. Not affection, or fondness, or anything positive, really. This was just Harry’s loneliness, and maybe Tom’s too. In front of him was just a boy, who didn’t want to spend a summer with only house elves for company, and across from that boy was one that didn’t want to spend a summer with only frightened Muggle orphans for company, and between them were all those lonely expanses of white that made up this Manor’s landscape.
