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it's a beautiful knife, cutting right where the fear should be by youreterriblemuriel
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
30 Jul 2026
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"Something weird happened," Shane said weeping. He knew Ilya enough to choose to be roommates with him for the second year in a row, but it's not like they were best friends. Well, Ilya might say they were, but Shane felt too awkward to call them that. But he might as well tell him. Hayden got grossed out when Shane talked about gay sex stuff — and this was even weirder than all of that.
"Hmm?" Ilya said, sounding disinterested as was his way, but clearly wanting to know.
"I started… ah," Shane said, cutting himself off. He had to get it out. "I started… lactating?"
"Oh, like from your nipples?" Ilya said.
"Y- yeah," Shane said, a little surprised as always by Ilya's breadth of knowledge.
"Ah, yeah, don't worry about that," Ilya said. "Is a side effect of the estrogen you are taking."
"The — what? I'm what?!" Shane practically yelled.
OR: Shane starts lactating. What should he and Ilya do about that?
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08 Aug 2026
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Snow Day by ghostromanoff
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
07 Aug 2026
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The Centaurs get stuck in a hotel.
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- Part 26 of Lily & Jane Forever
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08 Aug 2026
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“Rozanov, back up.”
“Backing up,” Ilya said evenly, “But if he touches my husband again I will explore violence.”
Shane exhaled, resigned. "You are sitting next to me for a reason.”
“Yes,” Ilya agreed. “Leash.”
@downbadinottawa
There are FOSSILS less down than Rozanov. He is WHIPPED and PROUD of it.@montrealdefender
we are getting destroyed by a guy who just publicly admitted his husband controls him. this is the worst timeline.When Ottawa faces Montreal again, Shane keeps it professional. Ilya absolutely does not.
Featuring: one infamous Hollanov Wikipedia page and a professional athlete with a marriage kink.
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- Part 3 of This Is Why We Have Media Training
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08 Aug 2026
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The top tweet read: Rozanov did not win that game. Hollander won it from the bench with VIBES and a JERSEY two sizes too big.
The side-by-side said it all: Ilya looking derailed by Shane casually adjusting his sleeve.
Another chimed in: THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU MARRY YOUR CAPTAIN.
Ilya gets distracted mid-match because his husband wears his jersey.
Harris makes a PR decision. The internet makes it worse.
Featuring: one cursed jersey bet, one tired PR manager, and a fanbase that has decided Shane Hollander controls his husband with eye contact alone.
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- Part 2 of This Is Why We Have Media Training
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07 Aug 2026
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"Good evening, everyone. Joining us in the booth tonight is former Centaurs captain Ilya Rozanov."
"And there's Shane Hollander with the puck," Ilya greeted warmly. "Talented and beautiful man with incredible thighs. Married, unfortunately for the rest of you."
The broadcast camera zoomed in on Shane's face.
"That's my husband," Ilya added, just in case anyone had forgotten.
The Ottawa Centaurs are playing Montreal in the most anticipated matchup of the season. Unfortunately for everyone involved, retired Centaurs legend Ilya Rozanov has been invited to guest commentate.
Featuring: biased commentary, Montreal slander, and aggressive husband hyping.
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- Part 5 of This Is Why We Have Media Training
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07 Aug 2026