The Ongoing Wii Incident
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Wii Have A Problem by Slugclubdropout for Drowningboys
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
05 Sep 2026
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Theodore Nott has spent years trying to understand Muggles.
He considers himself rather good at it, actually.
So when he hears everyone in Muggle London shouting “wee,” he does what any perfectly competent wizard would do: he asks a stranger what the hell they’re talking about.
Somehow, this results in Theo buying a Nintendo Wii.
Hermione is not impressed.
Draco is going to kill him.
And Theo is beginning to suspect muggles are far stranger than anyone ever gave them credit for.
Series
- Part 1 of The Ongoing Wii Incident
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,265
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 7
- Hits:
- 42
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Somebody Kill Mii by Drowningboys for Slugclubdropout
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
05 Sep 2026
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Somehow, someway, Theodore Nott has found a way to replace the worst day in Draco's life.
It's been 8 years since the end of the Wizarding War and Draco's peace was beginning to set in. Enter Theo.
Series
- Part 2 of The Ongoing Wii Incident
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 637
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 37
- Hits:
- 62
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It's Not A Phase, Draco by Slugclubdropout for Drowningboys
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
05 Sep 2026
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Theo Nott has discovered Muggles.
More specifically, Theo Nott has discovered Muggle technology, and after two years of owning a Wii, he considers himself something of an expert.
So when Ginny tells him about a new racing game, Theo does what any reasonable wizard would do: he goes to London, buys it, and brings it home for everyone to play.
Unfortunately for Draco Malfoy, Theo has also spent the last two years creating Miis.
Some of them are friends.
Some of them are family.
And one of them is Voldemort.
Draco is about to discover that surviving the war was apparently the easy part.
Series
- Part 3 of The Ongoing Wii Incident
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The Malfoy MisdeMii-nor by Drowningboys for Slugclubdropout
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
05 Sep 2026
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During Theo’s ill-advised prank war of ’08, Draco is dragged into using the very appliance he has spent years despising, despite his respectable position in wizarding government and his determination not to stoop to Theo’s level.
Series
- Part 4 of The Ongoing Wii Incident