Vampire Simon

Series Metadata

Listing Series

• The Patron Saints Of One Way Trips by CC (Sp0n6e)

  Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Iron Lung (2026)  

  • Mature
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • M/M, Multi, Other
  • Complete Work

  26 Apr 2026

  Tags

  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung)/Ryland Grace
  • Ryland Grace & Rocky
  • Adrian/Rocky (Project Hail Mary)
  • The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung) & Rocky (Project Hail Mary)
  • Ryland Grace & Ryland Grace's Eridian Students
  • The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung)
  • Ryland Grace
  • Rocky (Project Hail Mary)
  • Adrian (Project Hail Mary)
  • The Blood Eel (Iron Lung)
  • Other Eridian(s)
  • Angst and Hurt/Comfort
  • Attempt at Humor
  • Ryland Grace Is Not Graceful
  • Ryland Grace Acts Like a Wet Cat
  • Touch-Starved Ryland Grace
  • The Convict | Simon Lives (Iron Lung)
  • The Convict | Simon Needs a Hug (Iron Lung)
  • Monster The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung)
  • Touch-Starved The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung)
  • POV The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung)
  • Teacher Ryland Grace
  • Ryland Grace Needs a Hug
  • Blood Drinking
  • Blood and Injury
  • Fluff and Humor
  • Eventual Romance
  • Rocky is the Best (Project Hail Mary)
  • Ryland Grace & Rocky are Best Friends
  • Protective Rocky (Project Hail Mary)
  • Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder - PTSD
  • Eden is a Cult (Iron Lung)
  • Implied/Referenced Child Abuse
  • Ryland Grace is a Leaky Space Blob
  • Ryland Grace is a Little Shit
  • Bad Flirting
  • Ryland Grace Has Saviour Complex
  • Ryland Grace Has PTSD
  • Non-Consensual Drug Use
  • Torture
  • Canon-Typical Violence
  • Blood and Violence
  • No AI Used

  Summary

  Simon died. Eaten and consumed by the Blood Eel. Not until he wakes up in a place called Erid where sentient rocks live and a guy who can’t seem to wear his glasses the right way.

  OR

  Simon gets thrown into Project Hail Mary because he deserves to be taken care of after the ending in Iron Lung. (basically, in other words. Simon and Grace act stupid, made everyone in Erid their spectators of their stupidity)

  Series

  • Part 1 of Vampire Simon

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  123,566

  Chapters:

  17/17

  Comments:

  451

  Kudos:

  2,148

  Bookmarks:

  477

  Hits:

  45,590